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~1~ · 09-19-2009, 02:15 PM

Yargh, mateys.

Git yer rum and meet me on the poopdeck fer some quality pillagin'.

Find a wench, grab some grog and party like its 1699!

An old salty sea dog was sitting in the bar with a bunch of guppies telling his tales of the sea...

"Yargh, I got this wooden leg during a fierce sea battle on the cape, blown of by a cannonball", he told the wide eyed young men.

"This hook, I picked up during a sword fight as we boarded a ship on night" he said.

"Where did you lose your eye Cap'n?" one of the young men asked, "Was it a fierce sea battle? Did you lose it in a bar brawl?"

"Yargh" he sneered. "First day with the hook..."

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~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,905 Thanks: 441 Thanked 1,514 Times in 889 Posts	Itlapd!!!! Yargh, mateys. Git yer rum and meet me on the poopdeck fer some quality pillagin'. Find a wench, grab some grog and party like its 1699! An old salty sea dog was sitting in the bar with a bunch of guppies telling his tales of the sea... "Yargh, I got this wooden leg during a fierce sea battle on the cape, blown of by a cannonball", he told the wide eyed young men. "This hook, I picked up during a sword fight as we boarded a ship on night" he said. "Where did you lose your eye Cap'n?" one of the young men asked, "Was it a fierce sea battle? Did you lose it in a bar brawl?" "Yargh" he sneered. "First day with the hook..." __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole