Dude, we forgot your birthday? That sucks. We should all pitch in and get this guy a whore, to make up for it. I mean, I know how you feel. I make it a point to remember everyone's birthday at work, but when mine came around...nothing. Fortunately, it was work, and not a message board, so I could do more with my assault rifle to rectify the situation than just shooting up a monitor.
Hey, it's the circle of life.
The Rev