scottishbastard

Ever since this shit about the swine flu came out I've been getting really annoyed. They seem to have abandoned the name h1n1 and make it sound like some horrible animal-aids or something.
I really think people are either over reacting, or there's some alterior motive for them trying to scare us about this.

I heard three times in one week (once on the news, once on the radio, and once on Dr Oz) that half of all Americans will get the swine flu! And then some ridiculous figure about how many people could wind up in intensive care (of course they dont mention whether these people that will wind up there are healthy, old, babies, have aids etc.).

Now we all need to go out and get vaccinated, or we're all going to turn into pigs?...Or something like that.

Anyways. I want to film a video of me with the swine flu. I will not seek medical attention. And I eat a shitty diet, and am not the healthiest person on earth to say the least. It will either prove a point, be funny, or just be a waste of everyones time. Either way, I want to do it.

So... If anyone in the southern california contracts swine flu and gets a diagnosis on paper from a doctor (h1n1), I will meet you where ever you want and we can smoke a few joints/bong loads together BUT YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE AND NIGGER LIP IT! Oh wait...Thats racist. I mean N****R lip...

Come on guys...I need me some swine flu!

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No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

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