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Old 09-24-2009, 04:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
scottishbastard
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I didn't know I was pregnant

Seriously, sometimes I wonder how our society has even made it this far... Shows like Jackass show social darwinism before our eyes, and shows like "More to Love" shows us how we've made it okay to be morbidly obese...But never before has a television show represented both things in such a disgusting way.

Oh my god, I'm so fucking fat, and/or retarded that I didn't know I had an 8 pound baby in my stomach. "But I was on Birth control, how am I supposed to know?" ...Oh I don't know, maybe the fact that your stomach is big and hard and you're eating tuna sandwiches with butterscotch topping for breakfast...Oh wait..You probably do that anyways, you disgusting retard fatty.

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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

- the mountain goats
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