you just made that dudes year
nothing like getting with an older woman to make a dudes confidence swell slightly.
a girl i had been dating for a good while and myself were making out, as was usual, on the couch in her living room. everyone was asleep upstairs and we were both professional sneaky freaks by this stage in the relationship, so we were being pretty quiet. we were starting to get a little carried away and i mustve been doing something right because she was making it pretty clear that she didn't like the way my pants fit me so she starts undoing my belt and the buttons (god damn those buttonfly jeans). i get her naked, my pants are around my ankles, but were still being very quiet. im layed back on the couch enjoying her language skills and shes got her ass kinda up facing away from us. next thing i know i see an elderly woman, illuminated by the faint glow from the tv(we were supposed to be watching a movie), come sliding past and around the corner into the bathroom. aparently grandma was visiting, unbeknownst to myself and her granddaughter. needless to say i buttoned those buttonfly jeans faster than i ever imagined possible. grandma never mentioned anything about seeing her granddaughters rear so maybe she was sleep walking