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Mercury · 09-30-2009, 01:21 AM

I see a user on here called BibleGuy and that name is reminding me of something I've been meaning to do: read the goddamn bible! But it's soooo long and the pages are sooo thin. Not to mention it's complicated, antiquated language. I may go my whole life without reading the bible. What does that say about me?

I know bits and pieces, naturally. Mostly from satire on TV. But I don't know the congruent story, at all. I don't even know enough to have a decent conversation on the bible, lol. It's pretty serious. Yet I vehemently oppose most of what it stands for. Am I a hopless human being because of that?

No! Because after all, who really does know the bible? Let alone read the fucking thing!

*insert colin powell*

09-30-2009, 01:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,190 Thanks: 294 Thanked 799 Times in 537 Posts	Who here really knows the bible? I see a user on here called BibleGuy and that name is reminding me of something I've been meaning to do: read the goddamn bible! But it's soooo long and the pages are sooo thin. Not to mention it's complicated, antiquated language. I may go my whole life without reading the bible. What does that say about me? I know bits and pieces, naturally. Mostly from satire on TV. But I don't know the congruent story, at all. I don't even know enough to have a decent conversation on the bible, lol. It's pretty serious. Yet I vehemently oppose most of what it stands for. Am I a hopless human being because of that? No! Because after all, who really does know the bible? Let alone read the fucking thing! insert colin powell