anyone else love pissing outside? your whole life you are forced to confirm to a standard, you must aim into a small egg shaped radius and direct all your urine into it; any directed outside of the designated radius must be cleaned and wiped. it's like being forced to 'color in the lines' your entire life, except with your cock...
at night, i'll purposely walk outside to take a piss instead of going to the bathroom. was having a convo with my buddy ken about this and he does the same thing
Even trippier - we are stoned last night discussing this outside my house... when I had noticed something... one bush I pissed on, withered and died.. rotted out from the inside... all brown in the middle and some green around the edges from pissing on it so much..
the plant just next to it, a landscaping buddy of mine once told me loves the acidic soil and if i have to piss on bushes i should piss on that one. so I did it... the plant has litterally doubled in size over the season
trippy fucking thought. you piss on one thing, and it dies; piss on another, and it thrives. the same could be said for many things in life, women especially. fucking trippy as fuck dude
