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Old 10-02-2009, 04:21 PM   #20 (permalink)
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One time I had this chicks number blocked from my phone.

This was back when MTS (essentially) had a monopoly on telecommunications.

Basically I sexed the soon to be stalker, but she was boring so I sexed her friend shortly thereafter.

Well the soon to be stalker found out and became a stalker, calling me minimum 20 times a day, on my house phone. MTS allows telecommunications customers to log harassing phone calls, when the calls exceed a certain number of dials per day, week, whatever, MTS will completely block the harassing line from connecting to the harassed line.

She would like follow me around and stuff, I remember one time at some sort of party she just came up to me and started humping me. Actually, I was about a foot and a half taller than her, so she was humping my leg. Like a dog.

She also tried to get people to beat me up, because I wouldn't hang out with her.

Eventually she fucked off, and now she's some crazy fat kick boxing butch.

*shudder*
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