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speaking of which, I love calling into work sick because I'm "peeing out of my butt", an excuse which I use on a monthly basis. Nobody can really tell you that you have to come in... I mean if you have explosive diarrhea that's that, there's no going more than 5 feet from your toilet. And the best part is that you dont have to act sick the next day when you go in, because diarrhea clears up real quick.
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