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Doesn't methane do something to the environment? I've noticed that many people are farting these days. It gets in the air... other people breathe it and then they fart too, compounding the problem. Also, it's a fact that everyone who ever did hard drugs farted first. The government did a "study" and found that rapists fart; pedophiles fart; theives and compulsive gamblers fart. Farting is Satanic! It's The Devil's gas. Farting leads to countless evils. It makes illegal aliens want to have sex with white women! It makes the most pious of men laugh out loud... in public! We must irradicate this scourge! Zero tolerance. If you fart, you will be found and you will go to jail. We'll make room. Oh, but the pharmaceutical industry will save you with Rx AntiFart. Side-effects include headache, dizziness, nausea, dry mouth, kidney failure, cancer, death. So ask your doctor today if Antifart is right for you!
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