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Originally Posted by herbinator45
Q: What does it say on the bottom of a Coke bottle in Poland?
A: Open other end.
Q: How do you break a Pole's finger?
A: Hit him on the nose.
Q: How do you sink a Polish battleship?
A: Put it in water.
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?
A: Lawrence of Poland.
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