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Um. hmmm.. craziest sex story? I mean there are my many fetishes but I wouldn't consider that very crazy. So I dunno about craziest but a funny one comes to mind. In Scotland whilst traveling, me and my girl spent the day whatever blah blah, and then late in the night in the hostel we're lying together in the bottom half of a bunk.
We get horny. And so we decide that.. well we just can't wait for this one so we'll be really quiet. Well we do pretty good, nice and quiet and it's feeling great at the same time, no one's the wiser. But then later we roll over, girl gets on top, and starts working it some more. And more and she's still nice and quiet. But then she starts getting close and I feel her getting close. I'm getting excited to see how she handles this and stays quiet. She builds and builds and BAM! I she starts grinding me to fuck and to my amazement is still quiet!
I'm thinking 'wow she's good at this hahaha' chuckling to myself that we got away with this and it was great.
Well then suddenly she can't contain it and this like.. mangled god damned sound bursts out of her like, "eeeyoooooeeeyyyyyii iioooohhh!!!!!" super loud and as soon as that's done she quickly collapses and lies flat and pretends nothing happened.
I couldn't help but start chuckling out loud. There were 14 other people in that room and I dunno what else that sound could mean. Perhaps in kindness no one said anything.
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Ditch the cigs!!!!!!
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