Jimmycube

if the dude was a "god" i am sure he used most of his godlike powers specifically for the purpose of wacking off. Also for magically expanding his ass to allow for elephant and blue whale penis. I think i read that he enjoyed giant squid as well...all 8 tentacles at once of course.

Dint he go to the desert for a month all alone at some point? i bet he was masturbating the whole time. I believe the devil showed up at some point to tempt him....i have a strong feeling once satan dropped out his giant red cock jesus had it down his throat and out his magically lubed ass in a blink of the eye.

i believe there is a story in the bible about how he busted a nut in the dirt and it turned into a fish bearing tree of some sorts...i believe it also had anal beads for leaves.

then again, its been awhile sense i went to private catholic school as a grade schooler.

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