Dex

When I find myself convinced of the Fail that is America, I usually find myself trying to get my brainwashing mechanisms working again.

So here in Iraq, toilet paper is an unknown thing to many people. You just gotta pour some water on your ass and wipe it with your hand. But we as Americans (TM) will not go to that level, so we have toilet paper. Toilet paper is vastly more superior then hand washing.

Anyways, we have interpreters, they vary in age, economic backround, religion, and english proficiency. All of which is irrelevant. They're trying to get to the states, but I see some of those motherfuckers go into the latrines with waterbottles to do their stupid arab asswashing routine. You stupid fucks we will take your visa away if you do that shit in america. It's fucking nasty. You'd think they would learn once living with americans to use toilet paper. Some do. The younger interpreters generally catch up pretty quickly on our social customs and pop culture.

I really do not understand the concept of wiping your feces laden asshole with your hands. It's gross. Iraq, while war torn, isn't as backwards as a lot of places.

Instructions on the arab asswashing routine.

1. Take shit
2. Dump one liter of water on your asshole/cheeks whilst scrubbing with your LEFT hand.
3. Pull up pants and go.

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