These are the reasons why I am afraid to visit other countries. I am down to try some new food and meet new people and see new places. But foreign bathrooms just sound like horror stories...
I could never carefully aim my shit into a hole in the ground where hundreds of people have had explosive ass before me. I'd rather run into the woods. A portopotty is like 50 times more advanced and private then that, and still awful.
And I hear a lot of public restrooms cost money to use, which is just even more backwards.
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