You mean a mascara revolution?
I don't think American Troops are scared by beauty products.
Instead of sticking a cigarette on the guitar headstock,
he sets up his eyeliner stick there.
The wrist sweatbands are to wipe away running makeup.
No room for extra ammo in skinny jeans.
Helmets mess up teased hairdo.
When the bugle horn alarm goes off, only 13 yr old girls fall in rank.
and so on and so forth....
