Burner of trees

lol

one time a deer came charging down the street when me and a bunch of my friends were playing freeze-tag in my front yard and it saw its reflection in what was my huge ass window and jumped right into it. fucker ran around my livingroom for about 3 seconds and then bolted out the busted window. left blood all over my couch and shit. the best part is that the local news channel sent people over and me and my brother were on the news explaining what happened. somehow the tape got lost and it forever saddens me

also i was in "special not in that way though" school for a couple years. it was a once a week thing, and every thursday i basically left school to go to another one...now that i think about it my classmates probably thought i was dying. after a few years my school attempted something different and started its own special kids program called CFI (center for inquiry)...it was a tank...all i remember is some fag who claimed to have worked at disney world dressed up as micky teaching me about different types of trees...he was also getting us to lobby for some home-ade pond type deal...dude was a weirdo. probably too much acid i guess.

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