This thread is entertaining.
I busted my first nut when I was 11 to a Playboy.
I didn't have sex for 7 years after that.
I don't brush my hair with a brush only my hands.
I haven't styled my hair in 8 years. It goes through cycles of growing long and then me buzzing it all off and starting anew. This time I may delve into dreadlocks however.
I have nice fucking hair.
My shoe size is 11.5 US. My toes take up approximately 29% of my foot. I have large calluses on each big toe.
I can sing falsetto and have a good mid range but I can't go deep or growl worth a shit.
I can't grow a proper mustache. Beards I can do.
I type @ 90 wpm / 40wpm with one hand.
My tongue is just over 5 inches long.
The right one is bigger than the left.