Originally Posted by Mercury

The first type of television commercial I absolutely hate are the ones that are blatantly aimed at liberal hippies. The one that prominately features all races, creeds and ages doing something *green* and smiling at the camera. These commercials always feature an uplifting accoustic song about being happy and the announcer drops words like "future", "responsible", "together". They always end in an artsy sort of way. Like they zoom out and the people are forming the company logo, or they've built something symbolic in a field. Everyone is doing their part.


The second type of commercial that pisses me off are the psuedo-scientific ones that take place in some space-age labaoraty where everything is glass and white acrylic. Who the hell is going to believe that is the real world? Some hot babe wearing goggles is leaning over a test tube while the announcer spews, well, pretty much the same shit about "the future" and how they're working on it. Back ground music is almost always that song from The Postal Service. You know the one. The editing of these is always like something from an XBOX start up screen. Super white, super bright and abnormally clean.

Honorable mentions are: drug advertisements (duh), any McDonalds or walmart commercial, ones with black people who act white, and all the commercials that feature the fakest families imaginable.