Originally Posted by kitchkinet

warning to all youse guys trying to be too nice:
for a long time it was thought that ducks were monogamous, but recently after installing cameras over a few ponds it was discovered that female ducks tended to choose a 'nice' stable male duck to settle down with, then she'd go find a 'sexy playboy' duck to actually get down with, and trick the nice guy duck into raising the sexy playboy ducks kids....