Mercury

These are a few of my own methods

-Always nod like "yes" when people are speaking. Doesn't matter what they're saying, just shut up and nod along and they're going to love you.

-If you ever have to say the word "no", do it like this: lower your voice, drag out the ooo like "noooo" and shake your head. Look them directly in the eye when you do this and no one will ever think you're half assing it.

-If you're meeting a girl that you like, I mean reeeally like, stand right next to her, side by side, and touch your hip to her hip. Do it gently. This works wonders far beyond touching her shoulder.

-If you're hanging out with someone you don't want to be associated with, become visibly upset with one of the first things they say, whatever it is, and do it asap. then move to another area. Don't explain. All sympathies will be with you. Forever.

-When you make eye contact with someone, particularly someone you want to impress, begin by looking at the ground first and do it often. It gives a "looking up" impression and makes a person feel almost Holy. An unnoticably small bow helps.

-If you want people to assume that what you're saying is majorly important, subtly point or gesture towards the ground while you say it.

-When you start to feel bored, like you're losing your mystique in a given scenario, simply leave for an extended period of time and come back.


Feel free to add your own.