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generally i agree with everything someone is saying, regardless of how i feel (except if i'm in an argument or whatever they're saying is outrageously stupid). I always nod when people are talking to me, and smile. I try to figure out the most agreeable things to say to a person, so that there is as little friction as possible between me and them (always). Sometimes, however, I get off on breaking people down, subtly. Like I always ask this girl at my work if she's not wearing makeup today (she changers her eyeshadow and shit daily) and then i pretend to be aloof to the fact that she might be offended by that (apparently most women believe makeup is what makes them beautiful... lol, you know you can capitalize on any woman that believes so because she has awful self esteem)
actually thats another good one. be aloof. well don't actually BE aloof, but give off the impression that you're daydreaming or whatever, the lights are on but nobody's home. Made a mistake at work? be aloof. made a mistake with your girlfriend? be REALLY aloof. aloofness is next to godliness.
another i suppose coy behaviour is that I automatically assume 9 out of 10 people won't back their shit up. That is to say, when push comes to shove, 9 out of 10 people are pussies. So, someone wants to fight you at a bar? chances are pretty good if you start acting tough they'll fuck right off. your manager at work starts riding your ass? toughen up, he'll change his ways.
Obviously you have to have discretion as to when, where, and how much you should use these things, and therein lies the artform. too much and you'll seem fake. too little and you won't be likeable enough. i walk a thin line, my friends.
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