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Theres a lot of myths about drug tests. The only one that is fact is that there is no surefire way to pass a test without using someone else's urine.
Here's some things my friends and I have used. They work some of the time, and some of the time they dont...So...
*Take aspirin before test
*Drink lots of fluids (coffee, water, craberry juice, energy drinks, diet coke - anything that makes you piss a lot) on the days before and right before the test. Piss as many times as possible leading up to the test. (As someone said above water cant get rid of thc but it CAN and does dilute your urine enough that you can sometimes get away with it. I wouldnt recomend it for heavy smokers though).
*Abstain as long as possible
But in California all you need to do is give $100 to a corrupt doctor and get your med license. My friend drove a bus for a Jewish summer camp and wasnt fucked with because of his license.
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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
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And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low
Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty
- the mountain goats
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