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Old 11-17-2009, 07:32 PM   #20 (permalink)
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How about an energy bar that got you wired as like 3 red bulls, looks like a smore's, and tastes like your mom's sweet ass. Put it in a vacuum sealed bag with Angelina Jolie naked on the front, duel wielded Tec-9's that fire red yellow jackets with the power to explode. Oh and don't forget to shape the bar like a huge fucking arrow so everybody knows which way the fucking awesome is going; YOUR BODY.






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