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Seriously. People who hate on us just do it cause they wished they werent shoveling snow off their car every morning, or bunkering down in the basement during a tornado. We have weather thats consistantly 70 degrees or hotter, the worst thing we get here is an earth quake once every five or six years, and even then its just a 4.0 or something. Since the medical laws passed several towns including west hollywood have decriminalized pot. There is potsmoking at every concert. The bud here is top notch now, as is the hash. No need for amsterdam anymore. Plus the insane motherfuckers here are priceless. I once met a black homeless guy that looked like an old Fats Domino but old and with crazy eyes and probably schizophrenia. He kept his hand in this bag the whole night while we were buying beer with him, and when my friend asked what it was a few hours later he pulled out his hand and he had either oatmeal or vomit all over his hands. I guess he just squished it and played with it all day. We immediately boned out...he ripped us off for like $5 anyways. Dont ask why I was hanging out with a bum...I dont really know why I was either.
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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
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And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low
Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty
- the mountain goats
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