Bondi's correct. Here you go people....
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In the midst of this, I did, however, learn some fascinating trivia about anal hygiene. My biggest concern about my condition (outside of when it would heal) was the idea of toxic waste traveling along a path that sported an open wound. How could this NOT lead to infection, I asked the ass-doc, to which he replied “Your anus isn’t nearly as virile as your mouth. The bacteria that lives in your mouth thrives on oxygen, so it’s much worse than any of the bacteria in your stool. If you had an open wound on each arm, and you rubbed shit into one and your saliva into the other, the saliva-treated wound has a much high chance of becoming infected.” This doc, it seemed, really relied heavily on the cut-arm metaphors to get his points across, but it was effective, as he was able to make me understand a concept my conservative critics have been trying to unsuccessfully impart to me for over a decade now…
I’ve got a dirty mouth.
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My Boring Ass Life 1/2/06
I personally believe it's not that bad. As long as you have a nice enema at least a good ole' borry before hand you should be fine and dandy. But even so, is going to to the trouble of getting that sphincter loosened up enough with the ole 1-2-3 finger shuffle really worth it? Not really imo. Despite the whole kinky taboo side of it, it's not as nice as a warm, wet vagina.