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Old 01-28-2010, 07:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Legion: move review

Oh boy, what a turd of a movie.

It is basically every zombie/survival movie except with a very poorly done religious twist.

For some reason the Angels are really bad at killing humans apparently, they posses humans and just stand there so they can be shot at. basically the protagonists are stuck in this tiny house and the angels send 1000s of people to come and kill them so they drive their cars and politely park outside and stand there so they can get shot. its so stupid.... the entire movie i was thinking WHY DONT THEY JUST DRIVE INTHO THE BUILDING ITS A FUCKING GAS STATION SHACK, HOW HARD COULD IT BE TO DESTROY IT AND KILL EVERYONE INSIDE

Not to mention the stereotypical characters. The bratty troubled teenage girl who dresses like a slut, the bad-ass black guy drug dealer who ultimately redeems himself, the wise old black guy, the good ol' farm boy hero.

The ending was just horrendous. Thats all ill say about that

it was entertaining i suppose and worth a good laugh, but i would not pay 10$ to see this hollywood turd
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