The SARS Volta

what if you encountered a girl who never gave head? a total refusal would result in major disappointments, i reckon.

reasons i have gathered from women who admittedly oppose:
-not confident in skill level
-god-fearing/religious barriers against fellatio
-only concerned about their own pleasure (AKA, selfish)
-afraid of choking or vomiting
-bad experience with men not keeping they shit fresh
-latent lesbianism; anti-dick in general

conversely, when dude wants head but makes excuses when it's time to return the favor...don't be mad if she don't answer your calls (if you won't do it, someone else probably will). unless you are the love of her life and she makes an exception, oral is equally unacceptable to always fake on for girls unless they tell you they dislike receiving.

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