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Old 11-10-2011, 01:11 PM   #12 (permalink)
Terry
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Better hope the manager doesn't tell the boss.

I always lied about shit to get out of work. At one job I had to remember not to use the dead relative excuse because I think I had already killed off almost everyone in my extended family to get out of working.
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