I think I have a hard copy of Warcraft 3 somewhere around here.
I should find it and relive my high school nerdgasms.
The old father of lies was clever at telling half-truths: How shall you "know" good and evil, until you shall have sampled a little? Taste and be as Gods. But neither infinite power nor infinite wisdom could bestow godhood upon men. For that there would have to be infinite love as well.
-Walter M. Miller Jr., A Canticle for Leibowitz