well then my serious reply would be:
I think you will Fail.
smoking a day before a probation hearing is a pretty hard thing to recover from. The sweating/jerking off/whole wheat bread(??) thing is pointless.
the "highness" you may or may not have gotten has nothing to do with the amount of drugs actually in your system...sensation has to do with the actual makeup of the specific strain, etc etc.
Outside of trying to cheat on the test with someone else's urine, the only advice I can give you is to drink a lot of gatorade/water and pray. The gelatin thing I have never heard of before, but it sounds ridiculous.
I'm not HOPING for you to fail, but since you asked....I think you will almost assuredly will. Good luck.
Just look out around us, people fightin their wars...
They think they'll be happy when they've settled their scores...
Let's lay down our weapons
and hold us apart
be still for just a minute
try to open our hearts
Originally Posted by The Rev
It's not what you see, it's that you're looking.