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Old 09-20-2015, 10:13 PM   #10 (permalink)
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This one time, mid alcoholic spree. I was living in the military barracks. Which are two identical looking old Russian bloc looking buildings on either side of the road. I lived on the left side, not the right.

We got out of the cab after a night of strictly drinking. I proceeded to stumble towards the barracks, up the stairs and straight to bed, safely and snuggly in my blankets. I didn't puke or lose my wallet/phone so a good night I thought before I passed out.

I was woken up by a very angry guy who proceeded to tell me that I had slept in his bed that night. It turned out, instead of turning left to go to my barracks after getting out of the cab, I went right. To the opposite side of the street and the opposite bed.

I said my most Canadian sorry and hi-tailed it out of there.

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