Sir-Ex

Perhaps he was referencing my post on the top of this page?

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Smile

Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

Cerebro

I posted something like "69er's ftw"; not exactly meaningful posts, granted.

K10

mmmmm....yeah...i like to go down on my girl. Its pretty much standard issue for me if it's sex within the bounds of a relationship. Cause first off it's hot, and secondly its courteous I think......also the best way to get her really wet and horny. It turns me on immeasurably when she starts to squirm and curl her toes and tense her legs up.

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Blue_Dolphin

Yes. Very true!

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slapstick

personally, eating a girl out is my favorite part of sex. it makes me feel good that I'm good at something, and that she's enjoying it too.
stick with what you're good at, and such.

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Cerebro

perhaps you should work harder on your boning technique?

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slapstick

thats not to say I'm not good in the hips as well, I just don't enjoy it as much.
plus, I'm not particularly big, so eh.

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Cerebro

it's all good mang.
it wasn't a serious suggestion.
just shits n giggles.

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slapstick

I take no offense.
sex is boring when you take three hours to get off. I'd rather just get her done, and I can wait till I get home. or something.

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Cerebro

why mate? why's it take you so long?
how attracted are you to femme in question?

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slapstick

its any chick. more of performance anxiety than anything else. I can't relax enough, which leads to me taking longer, which leads to more stress, which leads to an even longer wait, etc.
its a vicious circle.

I've been with some drop dead gorgeous girls, way out of my league, that I'd cut my balls off to sleep with again, and it was still the same story. I know theres nothing wrong with my plumbing, because it works just fine in front of my computer.

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Cerebro

can a girl suck you to orgasm, or doesn't that work for you?
there should be something that really gets you off, it should override anxiety.

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slapstick

sometimes its luck of the draw. I gott off once (quite quickly too) when I was on top, next time it didn't work.
blowjobs just aren't that sexy if they take 45 minutes.

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maszac

slapstick, thats a bummer, bro, but i hope you find a girl your comfortable enough with to come as fast as me. HAH.

I EAT PUSSY!

...and i love doing it.

Hell, I would do it all night if my girl would stop twitchin' so much.

Any one else love coming back up outta the snatch to find a huge ass smile and red face? Thats just awesome.

And my girl smells like cookies and taste like em, too.
Its fuckin' awesome.

Blue_Dolphin

If you don't like it, LEARN to like it. (imo)

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slapstick

I've always had the feeling that theres something wrong with me upstairs. I would much rather give than recieve, in any situation. I feel guilty about recieving anything from anybody, whether it be a drink at walmart or a blowjob in the parking lot.
besides, whats better than eating pussy? its an art!

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Cerebro

get your girl to tie you to the bed, then you wont feel so guilty, you'll be forced to enjoy yourself.

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slapstick

I did that once. fucking great beyond all comparison. almost fucked up my wrist in the process, but still worth it.
I need to find a girl first though. I am currently friendless(ish) and girl-less.

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Cerpin Taxt

Nummy nummy nums....

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Mescalito

Something interesting to note.. although not for everyone. Next time you are eating dat thang and she is about to climax.. hold her down and don't stop. It is a sure way to get beaten in the head if your girl isnt used to it.. but its also a pretty sure way to get her full blown. Know what i mean? To be honest most ladies don't get past that part of, 'oh shit i am gonna piss on him/her'. As a man it's your job to hold her down.. at least one of the times and get her all the way there. She will hate you and probably love you for ever afterwards.. so be selective on who you do it too. Also for all yo ladies out there I am not promoting holding down.. err.. actually yes i am.. BUT.. i guess its not for every woman..

M

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