Cunninglingus - Page 6

my_scatterheart · 02-14-2009, 07:45 PM

I'm sayin man. Dated a big schnozzed man who was very insecure about it...until I let him know what big schnozzes are good for. Dude loves his schnozz now. You think your nose is above your lips just because? Everything for a reason.

slapstick · 02-14-2009, 08:08 PM

well put.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 02-14-2009, 08:30 PM

kinda weird though, I don't think anyone's ever really noticed me doing it, or maybe I'm under the impression that a girl would be grossed out by it or something. I dunno, I wouldn't want someone's snotter on my clit if I was a lady-type but hey that's just me.

They seemed to like it anyways.

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 02-14-2009, 08:37 PM

Oh... I get it..

Holy shit, that makes a lot of sense now.

my_scatterheart · 02-14-2009, 08:43 PM

^haha aw, kid just learned somethin.

Whatever works man

slapstick · 02-15-2009, 02:19 AM

sorry, the idea of you having sex is just sinking in. You're not unnattractive by any means, but I just can't imagine you having sex.
ever have that idea with people? I can't imagine some people smoking pot, even though I know they do.

my_scatterheart · 02-15-2009, 04:42 AM

Ok
Don't ever think about me having sex
Thanks

Flamingnun · 02-15-2009, 08:10 AM

Slapstick's a dude?

my_scatterheart · 02-15-2009, 08:12 AM

Yes.

Flamingnun · 02-15-2009, 09:11 AM

Well i'll be damned.

my_scatterheart · 02-15-2009, 09:18 AM

Rightttt? Deceiving

slapstick · 02-15-2009, 11:52 AM

I try my hardest to walk that thin line.
and I didn't say I was imagining you having sex, I- fuck it, nevermind, words fail me, the more I try to explain this away, the more I'm gonna look like an idiot.

Debaser · 03-12-2009, 01:34 PM

I'll admit, I didn't read more than a few posts on the front page, I just wanted to stop in and say:

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!!!!

Seriously, I can go downtown for hours...I MAKE THAT SHIT WORK

al-Mu'akhkhir · 03-12-2009, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

ok
don't ever think about me having sex
thanks

pwned

jables1211 · 03-16-2009, 09:57 PM

ok this is my top six techniques in countdown order

the o
the figure 8
do that tube thing with your tongue and kind of... like your tongue is getting fucked by her clit i guess

sucking the clit
tongue fuck her and stimulate the clit with the tip of your nose (triple thumbs up)

jables1211 · 03-16-2009, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapstick

sorry, the idea of you having sex is just sinking in. You're not unnattractive by any means, but I just can't imagine you having sex.
ever have that idea with people? I can't imagine some people smoking pot, even though I know they do.

i dig. you know how that feeling where you cont believe someone smokes bud goes away after you smoke with them? same thing. you have to have sex with the person to believe that they do

crookedhatinator45 · 03-17-2009, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The SARS Volta

I have to know:

Do guys honestly LIKE going down on girls, or do you perform to be considerate?

I mean, I don't MIND giving head. Obviously if I'm having sex with the guy, I care about him and value what he gets out of the experience as well thus I will never complain about having to go downtown or outright refuse to.

it varies.
personally, i love going down on girls. but i've been with girls who have told me stuff like their ex would never go down on them before, stuffs like that, so apparently not all of us are so down.

but ya, as has been said, sucking the clit is key. before i even start eating them out though, i make them like fiend for it.. suck their toes, kiss up their leg, lick the crease between their thigh and their pussy, then go as if you're going in there for lunch but just pass over and go to the other leg... i can only tease for like a minute or so before i just have to dive in, but they like that stuffs.

i use my lips a lot down there too. i have big nig-lips, so i like make out with that pussy.. get your nose in it..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N8Ta0v7dSM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK_STSixA2E

02-14-2009, 07:45 PM	#101 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,064 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	I'm sayin man. Dated a big schnozzed man who was very insecure about it...until I let him know what big schnozzes are good for. Dude loves his schnozz now. You think your nose is above your lips just because? Everything for a reason. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

02-14-2009, 08:08 PM	#102 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	well put. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

02-14-2009, 08:30 PM	#103 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	kinda weird though, I don't think anyone's ever really noticed me doing it, or maybe I'm under the impression that a girl would be grossed out by it or something. I dunno, I wouldn't want someone's snotter on my clit if I was a lady-type but hey that's just me. They seemed to like it anyways. __________________

02-14-2009, 08:43 PM	#105 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,064 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	^haha aw, kid just learned somethin. Whatever works man __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

02-15-2009, 02:19 AM	#106 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	sorry, the idea of you having sex is just sinking in. You're not unnattractive by any means, but I just can't imagine you having sex. ever have that idea with people? I can't imagine some people smoking pot, even though I know they do. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

02-14-2009, 08:37 PM	#104 (permalink)
~~SpankyMcLankey~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,310 Thanks: 1,748 Thanked 1,063 Times in 703 Posts	Oh... I get it.. Holy shit, that makes a lot of sense now.

02-15-2009, 04:42 AM	#107 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,064 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	Ok Don't ever think about me having sex Thanks __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega Last edited by my_scatterheart; 02-15-2009 at 04:51 AM.

02-15-2009, 08:10 AM	#108 (permalink)
Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,538 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,611 Times in 1,178 Posts	Slapstick's a dude? __________________

02-15-2009, 08:12 AM	#109 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,064 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	Yes. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

02-15-2009, 09:11 AM	#110 (permalink)
Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,538 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,611 Times in 1,178 Posts	Well i'll be damned. __________________

02-15-2009, 09:18 AM	#111 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,064 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	Rightttt? Deceiving __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

02-15-2009, 11:52 AM	#112 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	I try my hardest to walk that thin line. and I didn't say I was imagining you having sex, I- fuck it, nevermind, words fail me, the more I try to explain this away, the more I'm gonna look like an idiot. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

03-12-2009, 01:34 PM	#113 (permalink)
Debaser Baked Fresh Daily Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 1,200 Thanks: 32 Thanked 302 Times in 177 Posts	I'll admit, I didn't read more than a few posts on the front page, I just wanted to stop in and say: I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!!!! Seriously, I can go downtown for hours...I MAKE THAT SHIT WORK __________________ Wouldn't it be great to heal the world with only a song? Message CM47: Let's go pay some hookers to knock our junk around.

03-16-2009, 09:57 PM	#115 (permalink)
jables1211 hazy Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 28 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	ok this is my top six techniques in countdown order the o the figure 8 do that tube thing with your tongue and kind of... like your tongue is getting fucked by her clit i guess sucking the clit tongue fuck her and stimulate the clit with the tip of your nose (triple thumbs up)

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