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Old 01-14-2010, 02:51 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Old 01-14-2010, 03:38 PM   #62 (permalink)
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some clit rings/studs look okay, and others look like a BB pellet lost in a mass of chewed-up bubble gum. HAHAHA
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Old 01-14-2010, 03:48 PM   #64 (permalink)
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It disturbed me too much upon re-reading it, and I became disgusted at myself for thinking such a thing, and then I flogged myself. Or did I? No. I didn't. But I deserve one.
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Hahaha well, I think your dive into the morbid was disgustingly refreshing piece of absurdity. We all gotta keep our definition of 'normal' grounded somehow eh?

You saying flogged also reminded me of Flanders' apt discovery of Homer's plot to give his noggin' a floggin'.
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some were cursed with mis-shapen, deformed dicks...others are unfortunate to have arby's #3 on the female genitalia menu. weird 'nads happen...decorations like piercings just emphasize the fact of the matter
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some were cursed with mis-shapen, deformed dicks...others are unfortunate to have arby's #3 on the female genitalia menu. weird 'nads happen...decorations like piercings just emphasize the fact of the matter
I understand this and is a great metaphor. I haven't seen this myself, in my experience, which I'll admit isn't not vast. However I have noticed the different labial shapes and sizes.

I wasn't sure if this spawned from 'usage' or what, which is why I asked.

thanks for the tip.
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Old 01-14-2010, 07:27 PM   #70 (permalink)
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pubic hair I relate to dudes. I don't want any hair... and I have dated Ms. O'naturale, and she was one of the prettiest girls I ever dated, but I could never get over touching her legs and it feeling like mine.... NO
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leg hair is another animal altogether. literally and figuratively.
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I understand this and is a great metaphor. I haven't seen this myself, in my experience, which I'll admit isn't not vast. However I have noticed the different labial shapes and sizes.

I wasn't sure if this spawned from 'usage' or what, which is why I asked.

thanks for the tip.
we've all stumbled upon a fair share of discomforting photographs on the internet by now...

anyway, back to the question, i'm not sure what enlarges labias--i would guess childbirth and aging before all else but it could very well be heredity too.

sex itself doesn't typically destroy or distort genitals unless we're talking STDs/STVs.
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