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Old 03-21-2010, 03:49 PM   #181 (permalink)
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my girlfriend hates sucking dick. it fucking sucks. my sex life fucking sucks.
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Old 03-22-2010, 11:31 AM   #186 (permalink)
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ironically that same night we copulated in an intense burst of sexy awesomeness that came to a unanimous, explosiony peak.


now i'm having trouble getting my foot out of my mouth
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start taking some kinda yoga class so you eventually suck your own dick.
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my dick deserves way better than my mouth.
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Old 03-22-2010, 02:48 PM   #190 (permalink)
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my ex loved to give blowjobs... i enjoyed it but the best part is when you cum in there mouth, unless they dont know what there doing ... buT IF THEY DO! oh my god.
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Old 03-24-2010, 07:57 PM   #191 (permalink)
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one girl would request that i cum in her mouth about once a month, it turned her on, and the control was all hers.
another didn't get what the fuss is about 'a few seconds work' was her opinion on swallowing lol
all but one girl i've been with would suck and swallow, girls can be very generous
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Old 03-25-2010, 12:15 AM   #192 (permalink)
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i dont think ive ever had a good blowjob.

my ex was way too teethy, plus she was lazy and selfish so didnt go down too much after we started fuckin.

the girl im with now isnt all that good... but def has the capability to learn tho so we'll see.


i really wanna get a bj from a girl who can work a cock and not need to me tell her what to do.

guess its the price u pay for fooling with highschool girls tho...


for the first time lately, the cons are starting to outweigh the pros of dealing with highschool girls.

any fine yahookan ladies wanna welcome a young man into the world of womanhood?
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Old 04-05-2010, 11:14 PM   #193 (permalink)
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get with a girl who already has her braces off?

honestly though, for serious...virtually no one's highschool/teenage sexcapades consist of incredible-quality secks. let alone decent oral. you might think an encounter is amazing at the time, but all that shit gets way better by college years & your 20's.
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pheonce hahaha wow a ghettoer spelling would be hard to come by.
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omg new page what should we talk about now

girls who swallow are the best
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word, and cupping the balls is very important.
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balls in mouth is of the upmost importance
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Finger in the ass is also important!
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