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Old 04-02-2009, 04:17 PM   #61 (permalink)
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hahahaa, my current wifey likes to bathe me and then lotion me up
That doesn't sound sexual at all.
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Old 04-02-2009, 04:54 PM   #62 (permalink)
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you mean that there's a club?

when we were living as stinky hippies on the desert beach, in the winter, in the days before 'hot running water' had arrived to our primitive coastline, my gf used to use the cloth pre coitus, after carefully heating up a bowl of warm water.
An unofficial club.
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Old 04-02-2009, 05:37 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:45 PM   #64 (permalink)
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she would consider the use of a cloth as wasteful, she doesn't mind her own taste.
i differ with her in that regard, she had some of my spooge on her fingers and went to put it in my mouth i almost put my neck out getting away from those fingers.
i dont mind if it's diluted in her mouth (remnants), but that's as far as i'll go.
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Old 04-02-2009, 08:13 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Wait what. I was talkin about takin a washcloth to dick.
What were you talkin about?
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Old 04-02-2009, 08:23 PM   #66 (permalink)
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he was saying she takes mouth to dick instead
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Old 04-02-2009, 08:32 PM   #67 (permalink)
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I read that silly or somethin.
Anyway, whatever. I'm still sayin washcloth after. Otherwise yous gotta be stickyy
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Old 04-02-2009, 09:21 PM   #68 (permalink)
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he was saying she takes mouth to dick instead
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Old 04-03-2009, 06:21 AM   #69 (permalink)
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yeahyeahyeah, got it.
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Old 04-03-2009, 06:29 AM   #70 (permalink)
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my current wifey

stop saying this already. you're not married, she's NOT your "wifey" and you sound like a fool.
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Old 04-03-2009, 07:58 AM   #71 (permalink)
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stop saying this already. you're not married, she's NOT your "wifey" and you sound like a fool.
She's probably got him whipped like they're married.
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Old 04-03-2009, 08:00 AM   #72 (permalink)
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that doesn't make it sound any less foolish.
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Old 04-03-2009, 08:10 AM   #73 (permalink)
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i dunno i see it a lot like i see gay marriage. if someone wants to consider himself married by this or that means. . . whatever, you know?
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Oh christ. There is more slang than just "wifey" that sounds foolish. "Wifey" is at the top of the/my list...so whatever, you know?
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Old 04-03-2009, 09:04 AM   #75 (permalink)
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i dunno i see it a lot like i see gay marriage. if someone wants to consider himself married by this or that means. . . whatever, you know?
nah thats totally different, two guys being married is nothing like some dude who likes to call his current girlfriend "wifey". Two guys bein married is just the same as any two people being married.

By stating them being the same you're being insulting, but I guess thats just the way you view things.
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Old 04-03-2009, 11:59 AM   #76 (permalink)
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the simple fact is that even a piece of paper is arbitrary. if that's insulting to someone so be it.
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:55 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Oh christ. There is more slang than just "wifey" that sounds foolish. "Wifey" is at the top of the/my list...so whatever, you know?
I heard a teacher refer to her "hubby" in school the other day

I don't know if i'd ever be able to call anyone such names. They just sound ridiculous, I guess the words will always just stay as wife and husband for me
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Old 04-03-2009, 01:10 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2009, 01:20 PM   #79 (permalink)
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that doesn't make it sound any less foolish.
you sound foolish for calling out a kid on the word he uses to address his girlfriend. zip it.
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Old 04-03-2009, 01:42 PM   #80 (permalink)
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thank you mang. even with some of our differences we can find some common ground once in a while. hahah

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