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Old 09-28-2009, 10:30 PM   #101 (permalink)
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I just gave some pretty awesome dick lickin's a day or so ago. I tried out a new technique, and it was win. My man loves his life.
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Old 09-30-2009, 05:32 AM   #102 (permalink)
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Last time I got a blowjob I was really drunk and the girl wasn't good at it at all. I think she got mad after half an hour of it and she started doing some crazy fast bobbing thing...I dunno but she cut the head of my penis with her teeth doing that shit. It just felt somewhat uncomfortable at the time but it hurt pretty bad for the next week.
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i had a girl who was fail, she started to dig her nails into my shaft in her efforts to get me off
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what's up with that shit bitch?
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Old 11-02-2009, 07:37 AM   #103 (permalink)
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Never really had this problem. I'm married.
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Old 01-13-2010, 02:18 AM   #104 (permalink)
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I actually think women generally put too much pressure on the cawk... and in doing so.. mae it difficult for me to cum. I have told women to be softer or slow down many times. My dick has felings too ya know..!? heh anyways.. good sex and hed i all abuot good communication.. you have to know what you want.. or say what you want.. or just fucking try somthing new.. aye.. i dunno where im going with this now.. but back to the op... getting head is great.. 99.9% of the time. Laters

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Old 01-13-2010, 02:19 AM   #105 (permalink)
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what happened to this thread being all about how dirty blue dolphin is?
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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Old 01-13-2010, 05:25 AM   #106 (permalink)
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This thread made me cry I can't believe I missed it last year hahah awesome including baby batter and fast bobbing...
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Old 01-13-2010, 08:49 AM   #107 (permalink)
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All I can say is my love is unreal. I have had girlfriends almost all my life except for when I was married. I am sadly on my second marriage and I know this one will be the last and final. What is great about this is I get all the sexual surprises I could have ever asked for. She wants to blow me till I come in her mouth...YES...Loves every trick in the book I cant ask for any more as she gives me whatever I ask for as long as I treat her well. There is no reason to treat her badly ever. 3 years and Lovin life. Yes NickNasty you are right she reads me very well. She is my nurse, my lover and brightest my Friend.
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:46 PM   #108 (permalink)
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since I do a fine job of going downtown--i can't see myself being physically compatible with some chumpion who is completely, perpetually unwilling to return the favor.

i've heard some guys vocalize being dead-set against going down on a girl regardless of all else. i'm equally against the idea of having anything to do with these guys sexually since boring sex isn't my thang.
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Old 01-13-2010, 02:02 PM   #109 (permalink)
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normally I don't fly south of the border if I'm not dating her, because I'll be damned if I'm going to use a dental dam, and you never know what could be festering in her fun hole.
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Old 01-13-2010, 02:58 PM   #110 (permalink)
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i love sucking clit. if you're concerned about what's down there and how nasty it is, why would you be trying to hit that shit in the first place?
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:45 PM   #111 (permalink)
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Old 01-13-2010, 04:12 PM   #112 (permalink)
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i love sucking clit. if you're concerned about what's down there and how nasty it is, why would you be trying to hit that shit in the first place?
eating it vs. fucking it is a lot different my friend. it should be a normal routine if you're hitting it, otherwise I'm not going to spend 5-10 minutes down there at a time.
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my point is why would you put your dick somewhere you wouldn't put your mouth
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
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Old 01-13-2010, 04:27 PM   #114 (permalink)
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Well, if the girl is on her rag I would definately not put my mouth down there.

I would --and have -- however, hit it.
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Old 01-13-2010, 04:42 PM   #115 (permalink)
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:15 PM   #116 (permalink)
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normally I don't fly south of the border if I'm not dating her, because I'll be damned if I'm going to use a dental dam, and you never know what could be festering in her fun hole.
it's gonna be a lot harder to date her if you won't do that, unless she has low self esteem and doesn't know about the law of reciprocation. do what you do--all i'm saying is, it's undoubtedly going to eliminate a lot of opportunity for you. if she gives you head, you're going to look like way more of a pussy than the one you passed up

some bitch says she won't blow you without a condom on, you are going to laugh.

PS--a lot of girls let friends know who can't fuck or may be greedy (if you're selfish = can't fuck)
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Well, if the girl is on her rag I would definately not put my mouth down there.

I would --and have -- however, hit it.
i wouldn't expect that in the first place, since i don't have sex during that time. that makes things different, and far more gory.
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:39 PM   #118 (permalink)
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it's gonna be a lot harder to date her if you won't do that, unless she has low self esteem and doesn't know about the law of reciprocation. do what you do--all i'm saying is, it's undoubtedly going to eliminate a lot of opportunity for you. if she gives you head, you're going to look like way more of a pussy than the one you passed up

some bitch says she won't blow you without a condom on, you are going to laugh.

PS--a lot of girls let friends know who can't fuck or may be greedy (if you're selfish = can't fuck)
spoken like a true authority on the matter


you are forgetting that not all women like the same things.
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:53 PM   #119 (permalink)
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ya fukface, why would you want to eat out a condom? fag.
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Old 01-13-2010, 08:44 PM   #120 (permalink)
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you are forgetting that not all women like the same things.
right because some of us want to do all the work but get no play?

no one dislikes receiving unless it's poorly executed or someone's got bad associations with the act. come on now, we're not that different from y'all.
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