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Old 04-24-2009, 03:48 PM   #21 (permalink)
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So then if you jerk it while smoking, they cancel out?
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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Old 04-24-2009, 03:50 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Double whammy, good or bad, depending on why you did them.
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Old 04-24-2009, 04:57 PM   #23 (permalink)
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We should do a YaHooka version of the Seinfeld episode, "The Bet"

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Old 04-24-2009, 05:54 PM   #24 (permalink)
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when weve all completed the two weeks, we'll meet up in the hot picture thread and have a massive circle jerk
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Old 04-24-2009, 06:26 PM   #25 (permalink)
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limp biscuit!

i call not playing!
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Old 04-24-2009, 08:09 PM   #27 (permalink)
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There isn't a bad reason for jacking off. It's like people whining about being addicted to MJ. If it makes you feel good, do it as often as possible until you fucking die. 2 weeks off are 2 weeks lost.
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If I wack off more than once in a day, I get kind of clumsy, and it doesn't feel as good. I have to work it too much. I made it more than 2 weeks, but that was when I was on Paxil. Last summer I made it 8 days and shot a huge load without much effort.

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Old 04-24-2009, 08:14 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Actually, I am going to try this as well. I need to make it 2 weeks again without a drug that makes me limp anyways. This morning was the last, so no jerking it until May 8th.
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Old 04-24-2009, 08:44 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I'll join this as well.
maybe then they'll accept me...
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Old 04-24-2009, 08:50 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Lighthouseman made it what, a month, or two? Oh yea, 40 days. He's a special guy.

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Old 04-24-2009, 10:41 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I'll join this as well.
maybe then they'll accept me...
shutup, your already accepted.
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I'll bet that if you stop jerking and actually use the horny energies on women rather than on your own five fingers that you will definately GET LAID before the end of 2 weeks.
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Old 04-25-2009, 05:55 AM   #33 (permalink)
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I would say moderation is ejaculating only 3X/week, period. Speaking of Eastern philosphy on the subject, they usually do advocate less=better.

Day 1 complete....off for a long walk outside.

Don't worry I won't be counting the days.
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Old 04-25-2009, 06:55 AM   #34 (permalink)
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I have never felt bad cumming. I don't care if my dick is a scab ravaged piece of raw meat, if I can squeeze a shot out of it then mission accomplished. I'll be Kramer.
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yeah the horny energies of not masterbating turn women on so much they love it!!!
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Old 04-25-2009, 09:10 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I'll bet that if you stop jerking and actually use the horny energies on women rather than on your own five fingers that you will definately GET LAID before the end of 2 weeks.
getting laid is overrated.....


whacking it is underrated.
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Old 04-25-2009, 10:21 PM   #37 (permalink)
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The beneficial openness of true exposure in love making is not fully acknowledged.

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Old 04-26-2009, 05:39 AM   #38 (permalink)
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http://www.hps-online.com/tsy4.htm

This website takes it to the extreme.

I agree with some of the things it said though. I have more energy right now.
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Old 04-26-2009, 09:25 AM   #39 (permalink)
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I am glad I've inspired some of you to join the quest! Today is day 6 for me and I really do feel liberated and more 'in control' of things. It's also funny you compared the habit of masturbating to smoking weed, Canuck, because I've stopped smoking weed cold turkey in conjunction with this little endeavor.

Hahah, and the horny energies must be radiating, because this good girl friend of mine (who has a boyfriend) was finding all of these ways to basically rub into me throughout last night...

...and then later went on to start asking how the hell I am single and all of that, which turned out to be a touchier subject than I had convinced myself of... I realized that I feel I'm ready to save my sexual energies for something much more meaningful than one night stands and kleenex.
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Old 04-26-2009, 09:27 AM   #40 (permalink)
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This may sound stereotypical, but if your feeling hormone deficiency eat some eggs, some red meat and lift some heavy things.

Also, fresh fruit and veggies is good for semen production.
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