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Old 04-22-2009, 06:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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No Masturbation for 2 Weeks

Today is day 2, any bets on how long I'll last (ha) ?
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Old 04-22-2009, 06:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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About 5 more days.

Are you getting laid/jerked/sucked off by another person?
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Old 04-22-2009, 06:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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you better bring an umbrella after week 2 caz your load is gonna take off like an apollo rocket

PSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHhHHHHHHHHHUUUUUU UUUUUUUMMMMMMMM!!!! splat
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Big fight coming up? lol
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Old 04-22-2009, 07:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Regular masturbation = decreased aggression!

But no, I'm not getting anything from anyone else... I'm basically just testing myself to see if I have the discipline to pull it off!

This is also in conjunction with me putting off blazing until, at the earliest, June.

Apparently I'm turning into a masochist
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Old 04-22-2009, 09:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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it aint that hard to not play the fleshlight

just stay away from porn, flowers that look like vaginas, and sexy parties
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Old 04-22-2009, 09:35 PM   #10 (permalink)
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i can hardly go twelve hours, but i have considered attempting something like this someday
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after 3 days without shootin my love potion it comes out like a firehose being unleashed on a pack of wild negroes

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Old 04-22-2009, 10:37 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Note to self: Umbrella.

Got it
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Old 04-23-2009, 05:21 PM   #13 (permalink)
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So far I've went about 5 days without thinking much about it, its kinda sad and kinda gay that a man can get addicted to beating it.
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Old 04-23-2009, 06:26 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Note to self: Umbrella.

Got it
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good luck. im beaitin it right now.
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Old 04-23-2009, 08:28 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I think you'll make it the full two weeks Cerp. I too have played with this idea, on and off for years now and I will go through periods of quite a bit masterbation to leaving it for days (usually no more than a week) and I find both to be beneficial in different ways at different times.

The true best way to have sexual relief/masturbation is on a moderated basis. Like everything else it can become an addiction and being addicted can lower your sense of self worth. Masturbating for the wrong reasons (habit, not horny build up, or an excess of sexual inuendo in advertising [not your fault]) is not good. Its like drinking for escapism.

I fully encourage someone who's libido is similar to mine to masterbate about every 2-4 days, depending on whats up in your life.

I have gone for two weeks before and in some ways it makes you feel awesome.
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Old 04-23-2009, 10:29 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Oooh, I also think that too much porn is bad for your sexual down to earthness. Some is of course okay, but you cant let it rule your expectations or let it lead you to unhealthy fetishism of people.
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Old 04-24-2009, 11:28 AM   #17 (permalink)
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.. I'm basically just testing myself to see if I have the discipline to pull it off!

I thought that was what you were trying to avoid??????????
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Old 04-24-2009, 01:22 PM   #18 (permalink)
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^^ I definately thought twice when I wrote that statement hahaha

I agree with what you're saying Canuck. One of the several reasons I decided to do this is because recently I've pretty much been spanking it out of habit. In the 4 days (today being the 4th) that I've stopped I've noticed my libido is definately out of whack. Only after seeing a girl at the bus stop with some verrry short shorts have I had any rush of sexual feelings... the type I havn't felt even when jerkin on the regular. I think this break will definately be good for me and I also think it will be awesome to make it to two weeks; thanks for the faith!

Note: Girl at bus stop today has been my first real test since starting this!
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Old 04-24-2009, 02:37 PM   #19 (permalink)
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There isn't a bad reason for jacking off. It's like people whining about being addicted to MJ. If it makes you feel good, do it as often as possible until you fucking die. 2 weeks off are 2 weeks lost.
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Old 04-24-2009, 03:46 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Yea, but you just can't forget that maybe your doing it so much your its not really making you feel better.

The MJ habit is a perfect comparison

Dude, cerp, I think I may have to do this now too because of your thread. I've been cooped up at home writing essays so I figured it would be good to do a lot cause I wouldnt be worried about sexy thoughts, but it would really be best to moderate again.
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