Will 16 get me 20? - Page 4

aft3rsh0kk · 05-14-2009, 08:08 PM

ok. so ive been thinking im tired of these teen girl drama bs.

how do i meet a 35-40+ woman that wants dick and thats it.

im only 20 tho so i still have 8 months till i can go to a bar, so dont suggest that

**Bearsy** · 05-14-2009, 08:29 PM

Haha if you're 20 and can't get into a bar you ain't gonna get a cougar.

Also your sig is hella legit.
Wackness ftw.

FineazPR · 05-15-2009, 08:42 AM

Dude, are you really gonna check her ID befoe you do the nasty? c'mon!Y not control yourself for a minute and wait til her birthday..?

FineazPR · 05-15-2009, 08:45 AM

Ever try a library instead of a bar? or how bout a laundromat..? Or hey, go to a supermarket occasionally and you will find a 35-40 yr old...and she is prolly thinking about the Good D while standing on line...LOL!!

HesStoned · 05-17-2009, 10:40 PM

all i know is between 14-17 i got laid like 5x more than from 18-23, and i had a gf!

little girls put out...i dont make the rules

shelbert008 · 05-17-2009, 10:51 PM

younger girls put out because they're stupid and they don't have any experience yet. We make mistakes, and then we learn from them.

Cerebro · 05-17-2009, 10:57 PM

making mistakes and learning from them.......
doesn't sound stupid to me

AnimalLover420 · 05-17-2009, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by osirus2020

I think if you have to ask her for proof of age, you shouldn't be seeing her.

Man have you seen how old little girls look these days? I know that makes me sound like an old lady, but I swear it's true. I'll see a chick in the grocery store from behind, wearing booty shorts and a tight shirt. She'll look like she's at least 20, and then she turns around and has the face of a freaking 12 year old. I'm just saying, I could see how a 14 year old girl might LOOK 16. So it'd just be safe to check.

Psilocychosis · 05-17-2009, 11:59 PM

So bearsy...do anything yet?

**Bearsy** · 05-18-2009, 10:22 AM

Naw like was mentioned above, I'm gonna wait til her birthday.

awwsuga23 · 05-18-2009, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimalLover420

Man have you seen how old little girls look these days? I know that makes me sound like an old lady, but I swear it's true. I'll see a chick in the grocery store from behind, wearing booty shorts and a tight shirt. She'll look like she's at least 20, and then she turns around and has the face of a freaking 12 year old. I'm just saying, I could see how a 14 year old girl might LOOK 16. So it'd just be safe to check.

yeah my lil sister just tuned 11. she looks about 18. its crazy

TheGrandPuba · 05-18-2009, 03:52 PM

I didn't read all the posts in here, but as long as her parents are cool with it go for it.

No pussy is worth getting in trouble for.

Meth0d · 05-19-2009, 01:08 PM

Smart move waiting a month, let her crazy crush shit wear off a bit, if you do pull the "raw dog and bail" card she cant really make any accusations that will stick at that point.

osirus2020 · 05-19-2009, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimalLover420

Man have you seen how old little girls look these days? I know that makes me sound like an old lady, but I swear it's true. I'll see a chick in the grocery store from behind, wearing booty shorts and a tight shirt. She'll look like she's at least 20, and then she turns around and has the face of a freaking 12 year old. I'm just saying, I could see how a 14 year old girl might LOOK 16. So it'd just be safe to check.

I actually know exactly what you're talking about. I feel like such a creep when I find out that the girl I was just checking out has braces and looks like she's 12. It's gotten to a point where I don't even care anymore, because it happens so often during the summer.

Cerebro · 05-20-2009, 12:59 AM

you just reminded me of something that happened last summer
i was getting into my car, parked curbside
these two girls are about 14
dressed up harajuku style, or some shit
one's got a tshirt that says something stupid, like
"dont touch that", the other has the most ridiculously maded up eyes
so i'm staring at them as they walk in front of my car
and they're like, WTF! cussing and bitchin at me
so i'm like wtf!

Legen...dary! · 05-25-2009, 08:41 PM

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Thenew007 · 05-28-2009, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mothernature

So....text her for the next month. If she invites you to her B-day party, all is good. If she doesn't, then she really is 14, then runnnnnnnnnnn.

Hahahah.
What is she invites him to her 14th b-day party..

LOL man... that would SUCK

shelbert008 · 06-04-2009, 10:24 PM

did you tap it yet?

cantSEEme · 06-04-2009, 10:24 PM

bearsy aint around to answer it.

shelbert008 · 06-04-2009, 10:37 PM

aww where did he go?

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shelbert008 stoner Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: hell on earth aka texas Posts: 1,060 Thanks: 101 Thanked 157 Times in 113 Posts	younger girls put out because they're stupid and they don't have any experience yet. We make mistakes, and then we learn from them. __________________ one pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small, and the one that mother gives you, doesnt do anything at all Feed Your Head

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Psilocychosis Reelin' in the Years Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Long and Winding Road Posts: 479 Thanks: 22 Thanked 58 Times in 49 Posts	So bearsy...do anything yet? __________________ Life gave me lemons, I didn't make no lemonade, threw the fuckin' lemons back and busted out the Cabernet

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Meth0d Senator of Sativa Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: In my Head Posts: 2,118 Thanks: 9 Thanked 50 Times in 36 Posts	Smart move waiting a month, let her crazy crush shit wear off a bit, if you do pull the "raw dog and bail" card she cant really make any accusations that will stick at that point. __________________ -Life begins at 3am Vive La Revolution :finger: -My Rods and Cones are freakin out man!

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FineazPR YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: A place I call MINE... Posts: 194 Thanks: 43 Thanked 18 Times in 15 Posts	Dude, are you really gonna check her ID befoe you do the nasty? c'mon!Y not control yourself for a minute and wait til her birthday..?

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FineazPR YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: A place I call MINE... Posts: 194 Thanks: 43 Thanked 18 Times in 15 Posts	Ever try a library instead of a bar? or how bout a laundromat..? Or hey, go to a supermarket occasionally and you will find a 35-40 yr old...and she is prolly thinking about the Good D while standing on line...LOL!!

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TheGrandPuba amateur gynecologist Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: in my head Posts: 2,589 Thanks: 40 Thanked 59 Times in 38 Posts	I didn't read all the posts in here, but as long as her parents are cool with it go for it. No pussy is worth getting in trouble for.

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shelbert008 stoner Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: hell on earth aka texas Posts: 1,060 Thanks: 101 Thanked 157 Times in 113 Posts	did you tap it yet? __________________ one pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small, and the one that mother gives you, doesnt do anything at all Feed Your Head

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cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,051 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	bearsy aint around to answer it. __________________

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shelbert008 stoner Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: hell on earth aka texas Posts: 1,060 Thanks: 101 Thanked 157 Times in 113 Posts	aww where did he go? __________________ one pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small, and the one that mother gives you, doesnt do anything at all Feed Your Head

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