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Old 05-11-2009, 08:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Will 16 get me 20?

I was like 10 minutes from hooking up with this chick at a party when my friend warned me that she was 14 so I backed off. Turns out he was mistaken and she's 16.
She texted me recently tellin me she's crushing on me and stuff.
Should I leave it alone or go for it? I don't wanna jail or nothin lol. I know the chances are slim to none, but even if it's not gonna, is it weird? She's about to be 17 next month.
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Old 05-11-2009, 09:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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arent you like 22?

If so thats fucked up.
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Old 05-11-2009, 10:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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arent you like 22?

If so thats fucked up.
ya. borderline pedo

find a nice 18+ to rock your world homie
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Old 05-11-2009, 10:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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run far away man. no pussy is worth even taking the slightest risk for. pussy is bountiful and lawyers are expensive

you don't even know her, she could be a psycho and flip out and the next thing you know you facing a judge and shit nigga. fuck that shit... if you're that depserate go bang a fat / ugly chick and turn the lights off / take out your contact lenses and you're straight man
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Old 05-12-2009, 02:00 AM   #5 (permalink)
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16 year old are clearly fair game
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16 year old are clearly fair game
we arent on the same fair playing field. isnt the age of consent like 14 there?
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Old 05-12-2009, 03:28 AM   #7 (permalink)
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If the attraction is mutual and you are both of the right mind state, age shouldn't be a concern, within the your age 1/2ed + 7 rule...That said parental interference may come into play, so test the waters first by doing some recon...If all is chill there shouldn't be any reason why you should give a fuck...
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Old 05-12-2009, 03:48 AM   #8 (permalink)
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we arent on the same fair playing field. isnt the age of consent like 14 there?
16 here, which is about right i reckon. theyre old enough to know they want it
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Old 05-12-2009, 06:25 AM   #9 (permalink)
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So....text her for the next month. If she invites you to her B-day party, all is good. If she doesn't, then she really is 14, then runnnnnnnnnnn.
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Old 05-12-2009, 07:43 AM   #10 (permalink)
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this is so fucked up lol.

do it bearsmang. +ecred
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Old 05-12-2009, 08:47 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I'm 19 not 22. There's no way I'd even entertain the idea if I was 22.
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Old 05-12-2009, 09:05 AM   #12 (permalink)
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ye sure you wouldnt, anyway take the bait dude its not everyday it gets offered to a guy shaped your size. do it for the team
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Old 05-12-2009, 10:02 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2009, 10:11 AM   #14 (permalink)
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In some states can`t you marry a 14 yr old? Or have they changed that?

Looks like in some places they need to look into raising the age of consent

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Old 05-12-2009, 10:55 AM   #15 (permalink)
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well........

I have two friends, both were 26 at the time. They somehow met a couple of cute 16 year olds and ended up taking them to their prom. One of my friends was engaged to get married at the time. Fast-forward 3 years, both of my friends are still seeing them, both plan on getting married to the girls. (The one friend that was engaged actually got married, then got a divorce to be with the then 16 year old)

fucked up I guess, but both couples have a very healthy relationship so I say why the fuck not, just be careful...
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Both those guys are what you call losers
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:26 AM   #17 (permalink)
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they got a lotta shit from a lotta people but seems people should have shut their mouths and kept their opinions to themselves because they are happy as fuck now. (I still wouldn't recommend anyone date a girl that young at their age, though..)
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If it makes you happy and both partners are into it then why should it matter?
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Old 05-12-2009, 12:31 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I'd ask for proof of her age if I were you. I know it seems like a lamesauce thing to do, but it's probably not a bad idea. I'm pretty sure that saying "I thought she was older than that" doesn't hold up in court. Once you are SURE that she's 16, I think it's safe. You're not even that much older than her, so I don't think you should have any reason to feel like a dirty old man.
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