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Old 06-11-2009, 01:03 AM   #21 (permalink)
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apparently public schools don't teach grammar or sex ed anymore
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Old 06-11-2009, 01:22 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 06-11-2009, 04:19 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Oh shit..third per-son!
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Old 06-11-2009, 09:44 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Only in the movies buddy. In real life there are things called sexualally transmitted infections as well. Try spraying someone with Hep C, not as cool then.
I was with a girl who had Hep C once. And we went to the doctor to see if she can get birth control, and the doctor said that it's highly unlikely to catch hep c through sex, it's mostly blood to blood contact.
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Old 06-11-2009, 01:22 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Oh god kid, it would suck to get that bitch prego on your first time. Although it sounds like you had fun. Did you pull out?

Anyways, just go out and buy a box of condoms and keep 'em with you whenever you hang out with chics or whatever. Nothing sucks more than praying for her period...
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Old 06-11-2009, 05:56 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I was with a girl who had Hep C once. And we went to the doctor to see if she can get birth control, and the doctor said that it's highly unlikely to catch hep c through sex, it's mostly blood to blood contact.
Hep C was my random choice. Who knows where you could have a small cut?

My point is that wearing a condom is a good idea, necessary even, unless you are in a safe relationship.
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Old 06-11-2009, 11:37 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2009, 05:08 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2009, 12:15 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Hep C was my random choice. Who knows where you could have a small cut?

My point is that wearing a condom is a good idea, necessary even, unless you are in a safe relationship.
for sure, wrap your whopper kids!
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my interest would be greater if pics of said 'hos were posted
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Old 06-13-2009, 12:04 AM   #31 (permalink)
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