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06-01-2009, 02:25 PM
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1 bottle 3 chicks 1 lip ring
so we convince the girls to sneak out, get drinkin with the goose, all of a sudden im fingering 2 chicks in the passenger seat !!! then one has to leave but the hottie with the lip piercing's like im staying right here!
ended up fuckin on my homies halfpipe  just had to make a fucking thread !
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06-01-2009, 02:53 PM
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nice daze
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thats why we love vodka!
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06-01-2009, 02:58 PM
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shit the one i ended up with was hardly even drinkin! i how ever was top shelf shit faced!
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06-01-2009, 03:10 PM
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nice daze
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thats why we love skanks!
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06-01-2009, 07:04 PM
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lets get tropical
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right on man. right on'
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06-01-2009, 07:17 PM
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didn't the stonerkid just lose his v-card in the 'bump if you just got laid thread?'
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06-01-2009, 07:42 PM
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she pops x-ellent
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lol sounds like you had a great night. hope you used a glove!!
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06-01-2009, 09:04 PM
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plenty of love without the glove........
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06-01-2009, 09:12 PM
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life is music
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The thought of you having children scares the ever loving shit out of me. That said, glad you enjoyed yourself and are so pumped.
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06-01-2009, 11:05 PM
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yepyepyep scares the shit outatta me to!! in the future i plan on begin more prepared!
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06-02-2009, 12:49 AM
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now i guarantee when i put on a rubber im a have them two chimps in your avatar pop into my head!
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06-09-2009, 06:12 AM
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lol
RAW DOG AND BAIL
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06-09-2009, 02:26 PM
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And PICS?
i want jailbait lip ring nudies Edit: or turm nudes
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06-10-2009, 09:43 PM
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Only in the movies buddy. In real life there are things called sexualally transmitted infections as well. Try spraying someone with Hep C, not as cool then.
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06-10-2009, 10:03 PM
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06-10-2009, 10:04 PM
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Does the truth amuze you ?
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