Cerebro

Some wisdom right hur, not mine unfortunately
copy/paste from elsewhere

Young Boys 100 Step Guide To Getting Her To Agree To Let You Fuck Her Ass and Beg for More

“As shameful as this may sound sometimes I just love to beg John to fuck my fucking ass.” Lauren D. Rank

“It’s never about giving away control to a man because deep down inside all girls need to be taken by a man.” John P. Donher

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BEFORE YOU GET TO FUCK HER ASS…

1. Be ready to have a conversation with her about why it’s important to you.
2. Read lots of stories written by women who shared intimate secrets about why they love anal sex.
3. Be ready to explain what she can expect.
4. Convince her that she can trust you to fuck her ass without fear of unpleasantness or pain.
5. Convince her it will not be dirty.
6. Convince her the whole act is not about your Egoism - because it should not be! Anal sex is about deep intimacy and special connection to your partner. The rest is what you see in porno or best left to experience anal enthusiasts.
7. Go get some disposable enemas from your local pharmacy and get her to use one when the time is right. I recommend Microlax 5mm disposable tubes. For second timers, milk enemas, after ass cleaning ones, are great fun, especially when she squirts that milk all over your face.
8. If she’s offended that you already have the enema calmly convince her that you would rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
9. Convince her that fucking her ass will give her massive amounts of pleasure. (and you remember – stay focused dude!)
10. In preparation make sure you have been nice to her all day. Sounds dumb but increases your chances, doh!
11. Put her in her comfort zone – fuck her the way she loves it. e.g. candles and whatever.
12. First thing is to turn her on and fuck her pussy to the point where she’s at her most horny. Don’t cum man!
13. Say to her: “You know baby I’ve been thinking a lot about playing with your sexy ass (bum, or special nickname goes here). You’re just so sexy and hot and I’m so desperate to give and receive this pleasure.”
14. Tell her you want to broaden your horizons.
15. Say: “For us, anal sex is not be about pain or domination, its more like a spiritual awaking and a deep sense of letting go. Done gently and slowly it can produce massive pleasure and allow us to experience new sexual horizons. We’ll connect with each other in new ways.” (spew)
16. Convince her that by penetrating her ass very slowly and intimately you’re going to be seeking out her pleasure zones and thinking of her every step of the way. IE not going to hurt her.
17. Tell her you looked up anal sex on the net and after researching it you know everyone’s doing it because when done right it’s a new way to new sexual pleasure. Don’t show her this guide man otherwise you just fucked yourself.
18. Expect to take at least up to 20 minutes to get your dick in her.
19. Don’t just shove your dick in. Wait until you have opened her little ass hole up, like 30 minutes later dude. Whatever it takes for her to feel comfortable! If you lose your hard on make it hard with your hands and your mind. Think about what you’re giving and getting.
20. At a very deep level to feel like a girl is to also feel owned by a Man - to belong to a Man. Tonight that Man is you! Not the time for boyishness and silly behaviour and the type of lame comments used all over this guide.
21. Get used to saying things like: “You’re so hot and sexy – such a beautiful girl – I’m totally blown away by you – you make me feel like I want to fuck your ass so fucking nicely that you’ll be mine forever.”
22. Girls never want to feel like your just using them for your own purposes – like the notch your ego gets for fucking a girl in her ass for your first time. Be sure of your intentions cause man they are obvious!
23. Make her feel comfortable that anal sex is nothing weird or taboo anymore and everyone’s doing it. (Statistics show that over 35% of the population has anal sex – FHM Magazine, August 2006).
24. Summary so far:
a. she has prepared herself mentally with your help
b. she is really looking forward to being taken by you in her ass –
c. she is excited that you are her Real Man
d. she knows she is not going to experience pain nor discomfort and if she does you will stop whatever stupid thing you are doing
e. she knows she will not be taken advantage of or be used by you to feed your ego
f. she is looking forward to you making her feel like a girly and being tamed
g. you have cured the problem of her ass being dirty, we hope!

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How to fuck her ass so she begs you for more

25. At all times try your utmost to be gentle, comforting, and do talk to her man, don’t be weird.
26. Take your time – do things REALLY slowly - it’s going to be worth it for you to take your time
27. If she says ‘stop’ – you stop IMMEDIATELY and stay still – don’t pull out unless she asks you to and then do it very slowly.
28. Use lots of lube. Lube gets dry and sticky to put more on.
29. Initially, for while always try to be moving in (or stopped) and try not to pull out.
30. Expect to get your dick all the way in after no less than around 15 minutes – anything less is a bonus.
31. The best position for first time anal sex is Missionary Position because of the comfortable angle of your cock and your facing her and talking to her and making her feel sexy and horny. You can fuck her doggy style later or whatever else comes to mind between you two horny sluts.
32. Talking to her will give her a great sense of comfort and she’ll be far more receptive to your cock.
33. Even if you only scare her for a moment you could lose your chances, forever!
34. You should realize that her ass (like yours) is a very strong muscle and you’re going to have to loosen it up. After all even when you want to fart loudly you have to push it out to get it to make a noise right? So you will need to prepare it a little for the head of your dick to fit through comfortably without hurting or scaring her.
35. To loosen her ass either rimmit or very slowly press a single lubed finger tip into her and massage it circularly going wider and wider over time. Don’t stick you whole finger in her ass – girls often don’t like fingers – they prefer nice warm hard cocks.
36. She may not like you licking her ass because she thinks it’s dirty.
37. It’s almost guaranteed that if you fuck her ass nicely this time she will have you lick her ass next time.
38. Start by positioning yourself on your knees in front of her. Make sure she is on her back with her legs bent and her feet flat. You may like to put a couple of cushions under her bum – if you like. Get as close to her as possible.
39. You might even arch your own back so that you are right up against her groin but the tip of your cock is only touching her asshole.
40. Take your dick in your hand and gently use it like you were using your tongue or finger earlier on. Gently massage her asshole for a while. Continue to talk to her about arbitrary stuff or ask her how it feels. Get her attention off her ass. Be funny, talk about something else, as you work your magic.
41. Your cock will slip into her ass when her ass is ready. It will feel like its being sucked into her ass. It will just go in almost entirely by itself. Plop!
42. There’s no need to push hard. Just be gentle, purposeful, and help her to relax, and bingo! (don’t say bingo!)
43. IMPORTANT! The moment your cock slips into her ass STOP! Stop whatever you are doing. Just stop. Let the head of your dick just sit there for a while (like 2 minutes even) and do nothing. Just let her get past the idea of getting it in and also used to the feeling. She knows there’s more to go and so should you.
44. Even if you start to go soft it doesn’t matter. Your dick will probably not slip out because her sphincter is so tight and it’s holding the head of your dick.
45. She may immediately have a burny/hot sensation. If this happens you may need to remove your dick and start again. Often times if the sensation is burny – not sore – then you need to take it out.
46. If you need to remove it persuade her that that sensation does happen at first sometimes and it’s perfectly normal. It does usually go away on next insert but may not!
47. After your dick penetrates her ass for the first time she is going to want to figure out what that feels like. Remember, this is probably the first time her experiencing anything like this and her brain is going to need time to adjust. Probably yours will too – chill dude!
48. If by waiting around at the entrance to her ass for a while your dick begins to go soft – THAT’S A GOOD THING!
49. There is no reason whatsoever to think that your cock will not get hard again and by going a little softer it will make it much more comfortable for her.
50. Whatever you do if you think your losing your erection do NOT try to shove your cock up her ass. Just kiss her and touch her tits or imagine to yourself how cool it is that you’re fucking her ass and you’ll soon start to grow again – engage your ego to get hard – but turn your ego off when that’s done.
51. If you do go soft with the tip of your dick in her ass you can start to push it in just a little more and by doing that with a soft dick she will feel almost nothing but you will start to feel it getting harder again.
52. Then what happens is that it starts to grow inside of her and instead of sticking it to her with your hard cock from the outside (which can be painful if you’re an idiot) it grows from the inside expanding her rectum naturally as it get hard.
53. Probably the first few times you fuck your girl in her ass you will have to do it really slowly. Maybe keep it slow the entire time. But when she gets used to the feeling and craves that kind of attention she will eventually want you to just fuck the hell out of it for as long as you both can. In the meantime prepare yourself for very very very very slow action!
54. Sometimes the mind has been convinced but the ass not. Sometimes, her ass won’t want your knob even she asks for it.
55. Its just the way it is pal. Don’t be silly about this – it does happen!
56. Penetrating deeper and deeper: You have had the head of your cock in her ass for a while and she’s comfortable. You’re going to incrementally insert your whole cock into her ass if it’s anywhere between 1 to 9 inches.
57. Push a little. Don’t use any quick actions and don’t try to pull it out and in. Just in. In a little and stop. Use some mall circular pelvic motions just to keep yourself hard and feeling it. Push a little – wait a little. If you go soft its ok because you can grow inside her from the inside out – just squeeze the part of your knob outside her – and make the front bid hard. You know what I mean.
58. Do not start to fuck her with in-out motions until your cock is all the way in her and she feels completely comfortable. And when you finally get it there – which can take up to 20 minutes or more – wait again!
59. Waiting with your cock deep inside her: When you finally have your cock all the way up her ass you need to rest for a minute.
60. Let your cock pulse inside her and let her get used to you being all the way inside her.
61. She may in fact be at her most comfortable when you are only half inside her but you will know yourself because if you’re hurting her you will notice and she’ll probably let you know.
62. At this point if your cock begins to touch the deep extremities of her rectum she is going to like that feeling and then probably will want a little more pressure there. That way she will feel like she is creating the sensation herself and begin to feel in control. She is also getting used to the fact that she knows what its like to have your whole cock inside her.
63. If you’ve been behaving yourself then she is – right now - changing her belief from: “being fucked in my ass is painful” – to – “being fucked in my ass seems rather pleasurable”.
64. Ready to fuck her ass so she screams and moans with pleasure?: She is really comfortable now. You’ve slowly gotten your cock into her ass and it’s taken you anywhere from 20-30 minutes to get this far. She trusts you and realizes that you are fully in control of what you’re doing – which makes her feel in control too (and she is!).
65. Turn her on. Play with her breasts. Kiss her. Make her more and more wild. Then lie down on her while using your arms to support you and start fucking her a little harder. Don’t pull all the way out and in – rather stay almost all the way in all the time and use your own controlled force to fuck her a little harder at the end of her rectum.
66. Leave all those porn scenes in your imagination – most girls don’t like the fast all-the-way-in-and-out action you see in porn. Anyway, that’s all ego!
67. Take your time though. Give her little rests. Allow her to change position. You know what to do. Eventually if you have done everything as described here you may ask her: “Do you want it harder baby?” She will probably say yes. And there you go. Start fucking her harder. But make sure she wants more and more by talking to her.
68. Eventually you’ll be fucking her ass as hard as you have ever fucked pussy. And if you fuck it really nicely she’ll moan, scream, and have the most amazing orgasm she has ever had!
69. It’s all about reassuring her, taking your time, and giving her pleasure. Cover that and you’ll be great.
70. Coming in her ass: One of the greatest feelings for her and you is coming in her ass. Its like an injection of divine lube and after you’ve fucked her ass for a while will not only re-juice her insides but also she will feel the pulse of your throbbing cock as you come and come into her ass. It can be very sexy!
71. Ask her if you can come in her ass before you do.
72. Coming in her ass is also going to give her mental and emotional pleasure as she will feel that she has satisfied you, and been taken by you.
73. You are her Man! And you proved it by taming her like a Real Man not a asshole.
74. Don’t worry if you come in her ass just before she comes. If you do her orgasm may even be stronger, hotter, and sexier.
75. She may feel even more satisfied by you coming first.
76. Coming into her ass could get your cock hard again within minutes. Her ass is very tight even if you’ve been fucking it for an hour. So if you come into her ass and leave your cock in there you may even begin to feel it get hard after a few minutes. Especially if your partner really excites you and you are excited about what you have just achieved together – on a case by case basis I guess.
77. Removing your cock from her ass: When she has had enough its time to get it out. Straight forward – do it slowly. Not so slowly that it takes 3 minutes. 20 seconds is probably the longest you need to take.
78. If you like, show her that your cock is clean. She’ll remember that for next time!
79. If your girlfriend is a really bad girl (or wants to be) give her your cock to suck. The mixture of her ass and your cum will taste amazing to her – assuming you both get off on this.

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The top 10 reasons guys never get to fuck a girl’s ass.

80. You did not discuss it with her before you tried to shove it in.
81. You have not convinced her that it will not be painful or pleasurable.
82. You have not convinced her that her ass will be clean.
83. She doesn’t think you care about her.
84. She doesn’t think this will be a unique experience.
85. You have not convinced her you’re Man enough.
86. You didn’t take your time when trying to stick your dick in her.
87. You didn’t stop when she asked you to.
88. You were not persistent enough.
89. Your chick’s a prude

THE TOP 7 REASONS WHY GIRLS THINK THEY DON’T WANT THEIR ASS TO BE FUCKED AND WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT

90. They think its taboo. In this day and age it is obvious to anyone that anal sex is not taboo. Last year alone the world wide consumption of anal sex products was in the hundreds of millions of Dollars. Simply convince her that anal sex is no longer taboo and if she thought about it she would probably agree that she is more concerned about pain, dirtiness, and being cared for.
91. They think they’ll get shit on your dick.
92. They don’t want to feel used.
93. They are scared you might hurt them.
94. They fear STD’s.
95. They have already had a bad experience.
96. They have never thought about it.

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IF YOU CAN’T GET YOUR GIRL TO AGREE TO ANAL SEX WITH YOU:

97. So what? – its not the end of the world is it?
98. Be persistent and patient – people are basically suggestive and never 100% sure even if they say no. Don’t be arrogantly suggestive either – seek integrity in what you suggest.
99. Ask her to rewrite this post.
100. Even if you can’t get anal sex don’t be a wanker, share this top quality guide with your friends.

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Mercury

oh my freakin god this is so stupid.



if she LOVES you she'll let you do it.

cantSEEme

it's not that stupid

especially about the enema part.

srsly.

there's really not many things that smell worse than precum and poop mixed into a foamy brown cream with friction.

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Mercury

oh fuck, reading that made me gag IRL

msicidron

thats cause you're a bitch.


this was funny:

42. There’s no need to push hard. Just be gentle, purposeful, and help her to relax, and bingo! (don’t say bingo!)

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The Rev

Yeah, but if you go to that much work, you will not receive your title of Anal Conquistador.



The Rev

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Dezzy

Anal is gross its cool in porn and shit but in real life it is so dirty, granted i have tried it but i couldnt fit in her even after alot of 4play LOL

PS i was really drunk and more horny then normal and she was a long time GF who was down 4 it but couldnt take it she said it was the worst pain in her life and my head was only in.

Just nasty and not natural

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Blue_Dolphin

Nice post, Cerebro..... lol!

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SageTree

A thought....

People often think of choosing to take anal as a man, from a man makes you gay but isn't the man giving the anal to a man also gay generally speaking?

So where does that leave 'straight' men who want to give anal to ladies?

Because I have known men in my life, who make it there choice to give anal over vaginal intercourse, to ladies.

Nothing is exclusive of course. But this crossed my mind.

Obscure the line,
SageTree

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The SARS Volta

I only agree that it's 'not natural' because there is really no way to have buttsex without lube--adding an unnatural element to make it possible. I wouldn't say it's unnatural because it does not lead to reproduction (nor does oral sex, but everyone loves that and no lube is necessary).

Maybe if dude had a micropenis, anal would not require lube...but that's a whole different story and I feel sorry for those who fall under this category

Everybody should be willing to try anal IMO. When I was part of an attempt to do it with a b/f a few years ago, no amount of lube seemed to make anything easy or less painful. I could not bear it for more than a minute and he didn't get all the way in. Worse yet, my ass bled a little bit the next day.

It fucking sucked...but at least I gave it a go. Needless to say I never tried it again.

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Cerebro

if she is turned on she has vag juice
vag juice +/- spit = lube
i've had anal with 2 girls that didn't need lube at all
felt pretty natural to me

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