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Old 11-05-2009, 03:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Owww

ok so i fucking tore the little piece of skin that attaches my for skin to my head.
it really hurts.
like you can fuckin imagine
its still connected but there's like a centimeter where it used to be connected and now its a slice


i thought you all should know
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Old 11-05-2009, 03:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I hurts my penis to think about. Thats terrible, next time dont beat it so hard.
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Old 11-29-2009, 12:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm reading this at work, while I was calling with a customer.
When I read this I stopped in the middle of my sentence and felt an stinging pain in my lower abdomen

How much did that bleed?
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Old 11-29-2009, 12:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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were you inside her when it tore?
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Old 11-29-2009, 10:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol how are you gonna spank it now?
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Old 11-29-2009, 10:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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That hurt me just reading it
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Old 11-30-2009, 05:45 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 11-30-2009, 06:45 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 11-30-2009, 11:29 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Keep that from getting infected and don't put that in someone without a rubber on.

You mean your torn the underside where there is a huge bundle of nerves?
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Old 11-30-2009, 11:33 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Sounds painful man. Reminds me when I first learned how to jerk off. Good luck.
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Old 11-30-2009, 11:44 AM   #11 (permalink)
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WTF?? Sensitive bathing issues, now sensitive penis issues???
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Old 11-30-2009, 03:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
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were you inside her when it tore?
i was thinking something along the lines of a sadistic rake job..
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Old 11-30-2009, 03:54 PM   #13 (permalink)
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...stonerkid... it's been a month...how's your dick doin'?
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Old 11-30-2009, 04:25 PM   #14 (permalink)
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At least you have that skin. Count your blessings. I guess it would suck to have it get infected or torn.
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Old 11-30-2009, 06:01 PM   #15 (permalink)
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^ is your wang some magnled piece of chopped meat or something?
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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Old 11-30-2009, 07:13 PM   #16 (permalink)
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im assuming he's a jew
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Old 11-30-2009, 07:33 PM   #17 (permalink)
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nah. i'm a jew. and cut. and i still have that skin attachment he's talking about.
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Old 12-01-2009, 01:51 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Now I'm confused. I thought the OP was talking about foreskin. Fuckin circumcision is a horrible procedure.
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Old 12-01-2009, 12:45 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Now I'm confused. I thought the OP was talking about foreskin. Fuckin circumcision is a horrible procedure.
He's talking about his frenulum, not his foreskin.
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Old 12-14-2009, 01:41 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Keep that from getting infected and don't put that in someone without a rubber on.

You mean your torn the underside where there is a huge bundle of nerves?
Why did you have to say that? >.<
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