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11-05-2009, 03:36 PM

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ok so i fucking tore the little piece of skin that attaches my for skin to my head.
it really hurts.
like you can fuckin imagine

its still connected but there's like a centimeter where it used to be connected and now its a slice

i thought you all should know

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11-05-2009, 03:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
Qui-Bong Jinn Jedi High Council Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kingston, Ontario Posts: 2,121 Thanks: 905 Thanked 496 Times in 368 Posts	I hurts my penis to think about. Thats terrible, next time dont beat it so hard.

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Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,104 Times in 1,707 Posts	were you inside her when it tore? __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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11-30-2009, 05:45 AM	#7 (permalink)
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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	Keep that from getting infected and don't put that in someone without a rubber on. You mean your torn the underside where there is a huge bundle of nerves? __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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11-30-2009, 11:33 AM

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Sounds painful man. Reminds me when I first learned how to jerk off. Good luck.

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11-30-2009, 11:44 AM	#11 (permalink)
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11-30-2009, 03:17 PM

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were you inside her when it tore?

i was thinking something along the lines of a sadistic rake job..

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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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11-30-2009, 03:54 PM	#13 (permalink)
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11-30-2009, 04:25 PM	#14 (permalink)
~~stateofkane~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 557 Thanks: 20 Thanked 92 Times in 82 Posts	At least you have that skin. Count your blessings. I guess it would suck to have it get infected or torn.

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11-30-2009, 06:01 PM

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^ is your wang some magnled piece of chopped meat or something?

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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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11-30-2009, 07:13 PM	#16 (permalink)
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11-30-2009, 07:33 PM

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nah. i'm a jew. and cut. and i still have that skin attachment he's talking about.

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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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12-01-2009, 01:51 AM	#18 (permalink)
~~stateofkane~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 557 Thanks: 20 Thanked 92 Times in 82 Posts	Now I'm confused. I thought the OP was talking about foreskin. Fuckin circumcision is a horrible procedure.

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Now I'm confused. I thought the OP was talking about foreskin. Fuckin circumcision is a horrible procedure.

He's talking about his frenulum, not his foreskin.

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12-14-2009, 01:41 PM

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Keep that from getting infected and don't put that in someone without a rubber on.

You mean your torn the underside where there is a huge bundle of nerves?

Why did you have to say that? >.<

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