The SARS Volta

Spread the word about what gets you going, and conversely that which kills it all. Of course the answers are going to be rather subjective, but sharing these things may potentially enlighten others in the ways of sextiquette.

The Good (+)
+Foreplay. Assuming that there aren't time constraints on your sexual conquest, don't jump right into intercourse...allow room for manual and oral activity before the main course. Don't be hesitant to preheat the oven!

+Teasing (in moderation). Anticipation is your friend, and makes them/you/him/her want it even more--don't make it TOO easy. Then again, don't prolong this to the point of total frustration either.

+Effort...mutual effort. If you honestly don't give a fuck about your partner's enjoyment, at least try pretending once or twice. It will enhance the overall experience for both of you.

The Bad (-)
-Oral Fear.
Assuming you keep your shit clean and maintained, there is absolutely no reason you shouldn't be getting head if you're always giving it. There is NO way to become skilled at oral sex if you refuse to engage in it--accept it or not, this is an integral component of sex.
If this shortcoming is the case with a number of your sexmates, it may in fact be your hygiene (or lack thereof) getting in the way. Common bullshit excuses include "it's degrading to women", "i have a bad back", etc.

-Pronounced Insecurities
No one is perfect, and there are aspects of sex that people commonly fall short in and are aware of it. However, don't be asking if your dick is big enough or asking if he noticed your boobs aren't exactly the same size. This is trivial shit. And they are fucking you in the first place, right? So, whatever the worry is over...it couldn't be that bad.

-Leaving your pet in the room while boning. I never want to see this happen again (unless it's a fish/turtle etc. dogs and cats are unacceptable). Nasty.

I will think of more later. Feel free to add on.

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Mydriasis

Turn Ons:
1. Openness and truthfulness. It really counts with me I need that connection to be mutual. I can feel lies through my skin and excuse them though it's a waste of connective energy to seperate me from the truth.

2. Positivity! Before I am going to grab someones face I don't want to be thinking about a bunch of negative garbage.

3. Small egos but not small confidence(balance). Come at me with an attitude like we're equal. I don't want to be worshipping some goddess and I don't want to be carrying a sick person around.

That's all I really have for now.

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The SARS Volta

That seems like more of a reflection of the intrinsic values you want to see in someone else, versus sexual +/-. I suppose the same can be said for some of the points I listed as well though.

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Mydriasis

Haha yea well I mean everyone wants a beautiful women, but internal stuff is sexy too. Sex is fun but the rest of the time is conversation and hanging out.

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The Rev

Turn ons:
-Vulnerability
-Listening
-Effervesence

Turn offs:
-Lack of passionate abandon
-Saying shit during sex that sounds like lines from a porno
-Leading me on



The Rev

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al-Mu'akhkhir

turn offs -
razor burn on ya bidness
no tongue when we're kissing... i mean wtf? i'm doing it. why don't you?
ass hair, i don't care if its your cheeks or your butthole, I don't want to feel your ass hair.

turn ons -
piercings, with the exception of the clit
everything else

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Mescalito

Turn on..
- More than one.
- Whispering sweetness into my ears.
- Playful behavior.. happy go lucky.. slight tease.. uh maybe a pillow fight.. a tickle or something like that.
- Experiencing all the sensual pleasures that come with her orgasm.. then blowing one.. knowing that I have yet again satisfied my primanatural desire.
- Knowing that the desire is there.. sometimes tricky though i guess.. the eyes say everything..
- Getting some whilst doing things on the computer.. say.. looking on the net.. writing and stuff.

Turn off
- Excessive repetative.. bunny rabbit fucking.
- Hearing other people fuck at the same time.
- Fake titties.
- Stupid women.
- Lots of makeup.
- Frank zappa songs with lyrics such as...

'I have been in you, baby
And you
Have been in me
And we
Have be
So intimately
Entwined
And it sure was fine'

...flowing through my mind during sex.

M

Dr. Drew

Turn ons: a girl who isn't afraid to work what she's got.

Turn offs: fat chicks

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The SARS Volta

Razor burn can be inevitable sometimes if/when there's hair removal involved. Since you also dislike hair in the nearby region...these 2 points are a bit contradictory.

I'm thankful I don't have any noticeable butt fuzz. Asscrack razor burn would be a nightmare, certainly

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The SARS Volta

I will never understand this one. Usually it means drama to follow, and emotional neediness.

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Mescalito

^I take it as meaning that vulnerability creates a feeling of being needed or wanted. In that case .. a big strong manly Rev to hold and protect the sweet vulnerable woman.

M

al-Mu'akhkhir

i thought waxing was razor burn proof?


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but what do I know I only trim my bidness so...

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Captain Cannabis

Honestly the biggest turn on for me is when I notice that she is turned on. So I guess whatever she puts on her list works for me in a circular way.

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Cerpin Taxt

Turn ons:
-Those 'fuck-me' eyes that come naturally and aren't forced.
-A girl who is willing to tease, and enjoys foreplay.
-Some dirty talk, again, if it isn't forced.
-Grabbing or a bit of clawing
-When a girl nibbles and licks my ears and I can hear/feel their breath...

Turn offs:
-Overly quiet or listless
-No rhythm
-Being CLUELESS
-Teeth
-When you just don't 'click'

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Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize.

"All memory is really a form of regurgitation of undigested experience."
-Alan Watts

The SARS Volta

actually...waxing can cause as bad and worse swelling and redness than shaving...on any area of the body.

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al-Mu'akhkhir

oic well lazers then, pew pew

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anitablaze

I disagree. You don't have to shave. I'm a big promoter of sugaring (egyptian hair removal, made w/ all natural ingredients. mostly honey & essential oils). It's better than waxing. I used to get crazy in growns w/ waxing or shaving. No more unsightliness for meeeeee.

Edit: as for buttfuzz- brazilians FTW!

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The SARS Volta

lol, IMO there isn't a dick in this world worth all that shit + $gs to get the procedure done

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Dr. Nick Nasty

turn offs- thick bush, poor hygiene

turn ons:

intelligence, deep eyes, pouty lips, curves.

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Cerpin Taxt

^ A concurring thanks

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Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize.

"All memory is really a form of regurgitation of undigested experience."
-Alan Watts