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Old 01-23-2010, 03:43 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Old 01-23-2010, 03:54 PM   #82 (permalink)
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for the record, i get a kick out of guys who call a girl that won't let him hit it a slut for not allowing him to get in it.

man, i didnt even get any
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Old 01-23-2010, 04:20 PM   #83 (permalink)
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If I gave you a thousand dollars, would you fuck me? Hypothetically.
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Old 01-23-2010, 06:13 PM   #84 (permalink)
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you cant afford me!

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Old 01-23-2010, 08:33 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Old 01-23-2010, 09:08 PM   #86 (permalink)
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what happened to me last night was pretty unreal.

for the first time since july, i saw a guy i had previously messed around with (we will call him 'tim'). the situation was unusual because the last time we attempted to get it on, i got a terrible nosebleed that made us both look like we belonged on the Andrew WK album cover after having made out and not realizing how gory shit had become. to make things worse, there was also blood all over the bed we attempted to bang upon.

needless to say, this killed the mood. tim and i did not end up going all the way, instead we decided to go our separate ways and try and get all the blood off ourselves.

Last night, I went to a friend's house party. Much to my surprise, Tim was there. Regardless of our bittersweet encounter the last time we hung out--the attraction between us was still undeniable.

We were all playing Kings in the basement; about 8 people left at this point. by the end of the game, everyone present was way too drunk. i step aside to speak to tim alone for a while, and apologize about my schnozz actin' up back in July. after some chatting and hitting on each other we agree that a rematch is in order.

we go upstairs to a bedroom and lock the door. shit gets intense rapidly. little did we know, the lock on the door was not functioning properly--and i find this out the hard way.

a guy who had, a few days previous, asked me if i was interested in a relationship with him (i declined) opens the door, thinking it was the bathroom. he pauses and yells "whore!" at me, running off in a fit of rage (i'm a slut because i didn't want to be his girlfriend? cool story, bro).

all in all, tim and i did not end up consummating as planned last night either; we were mutually physically unable at that point after excessive drinking. fortunately, tim was understanding about the interruption, and immediately saw that the drama was a result of pure jealousy and undue hostility on the hater's behalf.


i'm pretty sure all this random opposition is going to add up and inspire us to fuck ten times more brutally than we would otherwise.
damn that guy was way out of line, he was prolly mad upset
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and congruently @ the reason.
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Old 01-24-2010, 12:18 AM   #89 (permalink)
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i dont know how not getting laid can get someone in so much trouble
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Old 01-24-2010, 12:04 PM   #90 (permalink)
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I didn't know it was possible either until this went down. He and I were messing around, and planning on sex but little did we know at that point...this was not the correct night for it.
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Old 06-23-2011, 03:26 AM   #91 (permalink)
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The other week I was spanking some gals with foam sticks and one of them retaliated and smacked me in the face and I had a big red mark across my cheek. Theeeen I got ripped off for my drinks. All in all a good night.

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