Oceans 80

hhahaha lol @ nugget

i havent had anything embarrassing but one time my now ex girlfriend and i were doin the dirty and i kept laughin and could not stop (we were baked) and she quit fuckin and got all pissed cause i was laughin and wouldn't say why and it was all cause i really had to fart but i didnt want to kill the moment...not really that funny...it was just a high/had to be there moment i s'pose

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Captain Cannabis

i felt a bit awkward just reading that

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SageTree

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Originally Posted by SageTree Was it her first time because that is a pretty deep position. She was saying ow because you were really in there, likely. Be gentle man, she's sharing a gift with you. My wife has had yeast/urinary tract infections and I can't imagine this girl would even try because my Wife can barely stand to walk with either of them because of the burning. Either way, know when to shuter down brother. It's not cool seeing someone cry for you either I'm sure.

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Originally Posted by Shelbert yeah, it definitely sounds like her first or second time. I remember it hurt a lot the first three times I had sex, so that would be my guess. And if she had a yest infection, you would know.

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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta HAHAHA. Yeast infections have nothing to do with intercourse initially being painful for the girl. I haven't had a yeast infection in my life so far, but attempting sex definitely hurt the first few times regardless. No urinary tract issue either. She may have been nervous and wasn't turned on, thus it was dry and painful for her.

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Originally Posted by SageTree So uh..... what are your grounds for even answering?

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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta 'cause sex was still terrible pain the first few times despite that ive yet to get a yeast infection. and in general, it's incredibly common for sex to hurt early on.

Firstly in my opinion you are wrong about yeast/urinary infections. Which was what I replied to sayng, 'wouldn't happen if she had one'. You seemed to think shelbert and myself were wrong, implied by "HAHAHA".

SO when I asked what are your grounds, I was implying to that. Because I'm in total agreement about it is a 'first time' issue. I've had sex with ladies their first time and realize its painful, which is why I strongly emphasized to fender you can't be a 'prick' () about it and take your time.

In other words, if 'first time' is your final answer Regis, then I agree with you. And I hope you never get a yeast or urinary tract infection to find out how bad it actually hurts if you tried having sex with one.

Is that more clear where I was coming from with my 'grounds' reply?

Kindly
SageTree

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The SARS Volta

Seems like there was some misunderstanding. I meant that being new to intercourse alone may cause discomfort/pain. The chick in fenderbender's case may not have had any infection(s) to account for the physical anguish of attempting sex; the impression i got was that solely because it hurt for her, FB was assuming it must be attributable to a yeast/UTI-issue. I disagreed, since it will usually feel excruciating in the beginning of one's sexual lifespan regardless of all else.

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Canuck Wisdom

Awww you dont put it in the vag after its been in the bum, thats a gauranteed infection.

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SageTree

Nah we are agreeing I think. I thought it was first timers woes and saying it probably wasn't an infection because she wouldn't have even tried it if that was the case.

I think we could try to pin it down... but I think we are agreeing here on first time.

*shakes hands?

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The SARS Volta

what happened to me last night was pretty unreal.

for the first time since july, i saw a guy i had previously messed around with (we will call him 'tim'). the situation was unusual because the last time we attempted to get it on, i got a terrible nosebleed that made us both look like we belonged on the Andrew WK album cover after having made out and not realizing how gory shit had become. to make things worse, there was also blood all over the bed we attempted to bang upon.

needless to say, this killed the mood. tim and i did not end up going all the way, instead we decided to go our separate ways and try and get all the blood off ourselves.

Last night, I went to a friend's house party. Much to my surprise, Tim was there. Regardless of our bittersweet encounter the last time we hung out--the attraction between us was still undeniable.

We were all playing Kings in the basement; about 8 people left at this point. by the end of the game, everyone present was way too drunk. i step aside to speak to tim alone for a while, and apologize about my schnozz actin' up back in July. after some chatting and hitting on each other we agree that a rematch is in order.

we go upstairs to a bedroom and lock the door. shit gets intense rapidly. little did we know, the lock on the door was not functioning properly--and i find this out the hard way.

a guy who had, a few days previous, asked me if i was interested in a relationship with him (i declined) opens the door, thinking it was the bathroom. he pauses and yells "whore!" at me, running off in a fit of rage (i'm a slut because i didn't want to be his girlfriend? cool story, bro).

all in all, tim and i did not end up consummating as planned last night either; we were mutually physically unable at that point after excessive drinking. fortunately, tim was understanding about the interruption, and immediately saw that the drama was a result of pure jealousy and undue hostility on the hater's behalf.


i'm pretty sure all this random opposition is going to add up and inspire us to fuck ten times more brutally than we would otherwise.

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badgoalie85

you whore!

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The SARS Volta

for the record, i get a kick out of guys who call a girl that won't let him hit it a slut for not allowing him to get in it.

man, i didnt even get any

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Sir-Ex

If I gave you a thousand dollars, would you fuck me? Hypothetically.

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Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

The SARS Volta

you cant afford me!

lolol

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Sir-Ex

awwwww

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Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

tedkennedy

damn that guy was way out of line, he was prolly mad upset

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Sir-Ex

lmao off at the edit

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Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

crookedhatinator45

and congruently @ the reason.

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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears" you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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Originally Posted by v3d4 note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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Captain Cannabis

i dont know how not getting laid can get someone in so much trouble

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The SARS Volta

I didn't know it was possible either until this went down. He and I were messing around, and planning on sex but little did we know at that point...this was not the correct night for it.

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Mescalito

The other week I was spanking some gals with foam sticks and one of them retaliated and smacked me in the face and I had a big red mark across my cheek. Theeeen I got ripped off for my drinks. All in all a good night.

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