Real Male Fantasies - Page 2

Sir-Ex · 06-29-2010, 09:40 PM

Heh, ropes are fun

I like tying the ankles to the wrists above the back and putting the blind fold on.

Mescalito · 06-30-2010, 03:39 AM

Eye open my I's and see several goddesses walking through the forest, the wind blowing their long wavy hair, completely naked with a look in their eyes which suggests only one thing.. [Leaves to jerk off in the shower]

M

The_Jester · 06-30-2010, 05:59 PM

passionate love it's almost taboo

**Mafoo** · 06-30-2010, 06:45 PM

men dont want women for companionship or warmth. they dont need another soul to validate their own. no man needs that.

06-30-2010, 07:03 PM

my male fantasy if i was a male would be...

good conversation, lots of laughs, and reallly good sex while laughing and when it's all over we can still laugh and act normal.

The Rev · 06-30-2010, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turmaline

my male fantasy if i was a male would be...

good conversation, lots of laughs, and reallly good sex while laughing and when it's all over we can still laugh and act normal.

That would be a FE-male fantasy, Turm.

Dudes have lots of fantasies of power. Whether it's innocent young girls to corrupt, women begging us for it (which feels like a role reversal for many of us), or whatever, it's probably the most common theme in male sexual fantasy. Guys get alot of shit for this, because it makes us "pigs" and such, but that's the reality.

My theory on it is that most men are raised with male role models that are leaders, and superior in some way. They are certainly admired and fawned after by women. Rock Stars, Super Heros, etc. The thing is, from an early age, boys are subjected to an almost non-stop diet of female domination, whether it be moms or teachers, boys don't really have male leader types until their older. So they have this void to fill. In reality, we have to cater to women, so in our fantasies, they cater to us, in the most explicit ways possible.

Now, this isn't to point fingers at anyone, it's just the way society works and how life is for boys growing up. I think we give our boys overblown expectations of who they should be, from an alpha male perspective, then expect them to chill and go along with what the women say. It's bound to make a man a bit insecure about women. Fantasies where we are Gods of Cawk take the edge off.

That being said, now you know how to push that button that will turn a man on HARDCORE. Say, "Thank you, Rev."

The Rev

**Mafoo** · 06-30-2010, 07:18 PM

bow chicka bowow

we can act normal after but youre gonna be walking funny

06-30-2010, 07:22 PM

hey Rev...I neversaid I can't do all that and then some.

last post in this perv thread.

The Rev · 06-30-2010, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turmaline

hey Rev...I neversaid I can't do all that and then some.

last post in this perv thread.

And THAT is why I respect you so much.

That's my turm!

The Rev

Grieves · 06-30-2010, 11:27 PM

my fantasy is to nut more than 3 times in succession...

Sir-Ex · 07-01-2010, 08:04 AM

^
Aint that hard, take a couple weeks off and get real stoned before hand. 3 without break is my record.

**SageTree** · 07-02-2010, 03:02 PM

Two words:

Manual Labor!!

Don't ask my why, but high vis-orange, a helmet or just plain old elbow grease just do something to me.

Welders, gardeners, flag girls... don't get me started on flag girls.

My Wife knows I can't help but look, but she knows she's just the bad ass workers I'm looking to join forces with

Working hard inthe day, playing hard at night.

Sir-Ex · 07-02-2010, 05:08 PM

wow that last pic is epic

**SageTree** · 07-02-2010, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

wow that last pic is epic

Those ladies are NOT "WCB safe"!!!!!

Geeno · 07-02-2010, 06:13 PM

Damn sage I totally feel you on that one.

Theres this beautiful mexican woman that does drywall at the place im working at right now.

I think she does the drywall with her husband, but I'd so like to get her in the service hole and run some pipes.

adventure · 07-02-2010, 07:10 PM

We just hired a new Sous Chef, she smokin hot, smart and is tough as shit. she got a good ol burn..."oo yeah my first good burn here" laugh and went about the rest of the night.... it was blistering by 2am when we closed and hit the bar for some whiskey... I think im in love

The Rev · 07-02-2010, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adventure

We just hired a new Sous Chef, she smokin hot, smart and is tough as shit. she got a good ol burn..."oo yeah my first good burn here" laugh and went about the rest of the night.... it was blistering by 2am when we closed and hit the bar for some whiskey... I think im in love

You should hit that.

(BTW, that's my medical opinion.)

The Rev

farmergiles · 07-24-2010, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SageTree

All female nude forestry ftw!

**SageTree** · 07-24-2010, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farmergiles

All female nude forestry ftw!

This is like the best pic ever imo.

Women using tools....

*does the homer

PhishDude · 07-24-2010, 10:08 PM

I go all over the place with sex fantasies. I'm not into anything illegal.

View Poll Results: Check off your fantasies
Your partner's sister / best friend	11	34.38%
Teenage Girls	18	56.25%
Blowjob from Female Boss	11	34.38%
She begs you for it	21	65.63%
Sex Slave	16	50.00%
Rape	8	25.00%
Hot Nun, or other taboo female	13	40.63%
Two or more women at once	24	75.00%
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06-29-2010, 09:40 PM	#21 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	Heh, ropes are fun I like tying the ankles to the wrists above the back and putting the blind fold on. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

06-30-2010, 05:59 PM	#23 (permalink)
The_Jester The Fool Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 365 Thanks: 239 Thanked 178 Times in 98 Posts	passionate love it's almost taboo __________________ In LOVING kindness, The forum fool.

06-30-2010, 06:45 PM	#24 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,964 Thanks: 3,773 Thanked 2,640 Times in 1,694 Posts	men dont want women for companionship or warmth. they dont need another soul to validate their own. no man needs that. __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

06-30-2010, 07:18 PM	#27 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,964 Thanks: 3,773 Thanked 2,640 Times in 1,694 Posts	bow chicka bowow we can act normal after but youre gonna be walking funny __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

06-30-2010, 03:39 AM	#22 (permalink)
Mescalito Oneironaut Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,281 Thanks: 855 Thanked 906 Times in 443 Posts	Eye open my I's and see several goddesses walking through the forest, the wind blowing their long wavy hair, completely naked with a look in their eyes which suggests only one thing.. [Leaves to jerk off in the shower] M

06-30-2010, 07:03 PM	#25 (permalink)
turmaline Guest Posts: n/a	my male fantasy if i was a male would be... good conversation, lots of laughs, and reallly good sex while laughing and when it's all over we can still laugh and act normal.

06-30-2010, 07:22 PM	#28 (permalink)
turmaline Guest Posts: n/a	hey Rev...I neversaid I can't do all that and then some. last post in this perv thread. Last edited by turmaline; 06-30-2010 at 07:24 PM.

06-30-2010, 11:27 PM	#30 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,072 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,533 Thanked 3,100 Times in 1,703 Posts	my fantasy is to nut more than 3 times in succession... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

07-01-2010, 08:04 AM	#31 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	^ Aint that hard, take a couple weeks off and get real stoned before hand. 3 without break is my record. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

07-02-2010, 03:02 PM	#32 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,761 Times in 4,664 Posts	Two words: Manual Labor!! Don't ask my why, but high vis-orange, a helmet or just plain old elbow grease just do something to me. Welders, gardeners, flag girls... don't get me started on flag girls. My Wife knows I can't help but look, but she knows she's just the bad ass workers I'm looking to join forces with Working hard inthe day, playing hard at night. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

07-02-2010, 05:08 PM	#33 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	wow that last pic is epic __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

07-02-2010, 07:10 PM	#36 (permalink)
adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,720 Thanks: 1,843 Thanked 1,454 Times in 1,085 Posts	We just hired a new Sous Chef, she smokin hot, smart and is tough as shit. she got a good ol burn..."oo yeah my first good burn here" laugh and went about the rest of the night.... it was blistering by 2am when we closed and hit the bar for some whiskey... I think im in love __________________ Coming Full Range

07-24-2010, 10:08 PM	#40 (permalink)
PhishDude Telepathic Jackal Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Mars Posts: 3,985 Thanks: 0 Thanked 23 Times in 20 Posts	I go all over the place with sex fantasies. I'm not into anything illegal. __________________ Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it. -- Buddha

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