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View Poll Results: Check off your fantasies
Your partner's sister / best friend 11 34.38%
Teenage Girls 18 56.25%
Blowjob from Female Boss 11 34.38%
She begs you for it 21 65.63%
Sex Slave 16 50.00%
Rape 8 25.00%
Hot Nun, or other taboo female 13 40.63%
Two or more women at once 24 75.00%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 32. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 06-28-2010, 12:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Real Male Fantasies

Sure, we all think about two chicks at once and shit, but there are alot of male fantasies that are really common, but are never talked about, because we don't want to take shit from women (risking our chances of getting laid).

If you are a guy, check any of the above that apply to you. I want to see how the numbers actually break down on this shit.



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Old 06-28-2010, 12:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I do have to say two is my number one fantasy
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i want to rape my partners twin sisters who are teenage nuns
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all of the above, combined...
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Old 06-28-2010, 01:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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My male fantasy is to find a girl i genuinely love and can spend the rest of my life with

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nah, it is after all far less achievable than anything in the poll...
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Old 06-28-2010, 01:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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My fantasy is the one where my penis goes into her vagina...


Everything else is fluff, lets not clutter up the forest with trees man.


Like my friend and mentor Ron Jeremy taught me.

It doesn't matter where you get the handjob, what is important is that you are getting the handjob!
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Shit for me it's all about the girls I liked but didn't like me. The totally unattainable is the ultimate fantasy. (and yet for some reason, rape isn't one of them. it's gotta be them wanting it)


I also want two or three girls, one to ride on top while the other(s) squat and just get their pussy all up in my face. I love pussy. I love the smell. I love the sight. I love the feel. I want that pussy all over. Get that pussy all over thats right. Sniff sniff nom nom, let me disappear into that pussy.
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TWO girls beg me for it
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wow 3 of you wanna get at ur gfs sisiter or best friend????
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2 or more isn't fantasy for me anymore. i've got the t-shirt.

it's aiight if you don't really care about either chick or care about them equally. otherwise, i'm constantly tormented worrying if i'm giving one too much attention, trying to please both of them, etc etc. if you don't really care about either one though and just treat eachothers bodies like playgrounds its fun every now and then though.
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this guy is a fag for fags with tits...

someone hook him up with herb's number...
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aint nothing gay about wanting a girl to fuck your ass.



but i guess there is something a little faggy about it.
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